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[Liten]

I say Do It

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Rich19, on 16 Jun 2009, 19:02, said:

Bob, on 16 Jun 2009, 14:14, said:

Nidmeister, on 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, said:

Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E

woah, woah, woah... that tracks by pendulum? YOU HAVE RUINED IT FOR ME NOW

Wait, wait... pendulum makes tracks bad?! You have it all wrong.

I do hope you're not serious.

[Rich19]

AJ, on 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, said:

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Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (22:04):
WE MISSED PAGE 100!
*deletes Rich's post*
AJ says (22:05):
i am furious
plaes do
*please
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (22:05):
only if you explain why
AJ says (22:06):
well to be fair, it would be fun to remove his post, abuse power totally, and claim the 100th spot for ourselves.

AJ says (22:07):
or we could just quote this convo and unapprove his
Beef JRK is now enjoying his summer time in Beirut. says (22:07):
abuse of powah?

AJ says (22:07):
why not?

You can delete my posts, but you can never delete my pride!

(Please don't use that as a justification to delete my posts )

Bob, on 17 Jun 2009, 11:09, said:

Rich19, on 16 Jun 2009, 19:02, said:

Bob, on 16 Jun 2009, 14:14, said:

Nidmeister, on 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, said:

Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E

woah, woah, woah... that tracks by pendulum? YOU HAVE RUINED IT FOR ME NOW

Wait, wait... pendulum makes tracks bad?! You have it all wrong.

I do hope you're not serious.

Edited by Rich19, 17 June 2009 - 18:58.

[Dauth]

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(00:42:40) Ben: Dauth:: Right my bed is calling me and I intend to answer this call
(00:42:44) Ben: Dauth:: g'night minion
(00:42:49) AJ: as you should
(00:42:51) Ben: Dauth:: use that braincell I left you
(00:42:51) AJ: gnight mate
(00:42:53) AJ: sleep well
(00:42:55) AJ: oi
(00:43:13) AJ: 1 on it's own = useless
(00:43:14) AJ: i need 2
(00:43:23) Ben: Dauth:: Its a dual core brain cell
(00:43:38) AJ: ;rolleyes:

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

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(02:18:49) Ellipsis: Bob, can you ask you something?
(02:19:07) Bob: Yes I can ask me something
(02:19:13) Bob: Bob what's your favourite colour
(02:19:15) Bob: Green
(02:19:17) Bob: Thanks.
(02:19:26) Ellipsis: *I
(02:19:27) Ellipsis:
(02:19:30) Bob: |:

Edited by Bob, 18 June 2009 - 01:22.

[Nid]

So it's green is it?
That's how you green.

[BillyChaka]

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[12:21] *** BillyChaka changed nick to William_H_Chaka_III
[12:22] <William_H_Chaka_III> good afternoon, gentlemen!
[12:22] * William_H_Chaka_III laughs pretentiously
[12:22] <Ellipsis> Ok
[12:22] *** Liten quit (Connection reset by peer)
[12:23] <&Bob> THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
[12:23] <Ellipsis> Why
[12:24] <&Bob> You're like a 5 year old |:
[12:24] <Ellipsis> Who
[12:24] <&Bob> ...
[12:25] <William_H_Chaka_III> like a 5 year old, but even more clueless
[12:25] <&Bob> Indeed
[12:26] <Ellipsis> ...
[12:26] <William_H_Chaka_III>
[12:26] <Ellipsis> Well I didnt expect that
[12:27] <William_H_Chaka_III> clueless indeed
[12:27] <William_H_Chaka_III>
[12:27] <Ellipsis> So its my fault, that you guys dont have nice things?
[12:27] <William_H_Chaka_III> um...
[12:27] * &Bob facepalms
[12:27] <Ellipsis> I know it was just a figure of speech
[12:28] * &Bob facepalms again
[12:28] <William_H_Chaka_III> i'm just gonna get some food now
[12:29] <&Bob> Probably a good idea
[12:37] *** Ellipsis quit (Quit: User quit IRC.)

[Liten]

My FF Crashed D:!

[Pav:3d]

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[18:30:35] [Pav3d]
where the hell is AJ! was his idea to do this date n time
[18:30:50] [TheDR-Red]
Yeah he won't come
[18:31:02] [Pav3d]
!!!
[18:31:23] [Rich19]
vat
[18:31:27] [Rich19]
VAT?!
[18:31:51] [Rich19]
why?
[18:31:53] [TheDR-Red]
Or he might
[18:31:58] [AJ] is online
[18:32:02] [Pav3d]
HOLY SHIT
[18:32:03] [TheDR-Red]
Ha!
[18:32:10] [TheDR-Red]
That was awesome
[18:32:14] [AJ]
eh?

[Dauth]

Chronic failings.

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(2009-06-19 00:00:06) Jordan: Yeah.
(00:01:12) Jordan: http://bbs.archlinux...=567916#p567916
(00:02:27) Ben: Dauth:: You're an arch user?
(00:02:37) Ben: Dauth:: You sure you're not JNengland77 in disguise?
(00:03:22) Jordan: I am jnengland77 Who'd you think you were talking to?
(00:03:37) Ben: Dauth:: Jordan is on my name
(00:03:39) Ben: Dauth:: dammit
(00:03:44) Ben: Dauth:: thought you were someone else
(00:03:49) Jordan: lol
(00:04:10) Ben: Dauth:: Don't change you name without warning me
(00:04:16) Ben: Dauth:: Bloody Alias listed as Jordan
(00:04:24) JNengland77:
(00:04:27) Ben: Dauth:: /EPIC FAJL!

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(01:13:35) AJ: hmm, mentioned the broadcasting rights there
(01:13:41) AJ: court cases and all sorts of stuff
(01:13:47) Ben: Dauth:: Yup
(01:14:18) AJ: well bugger me with a bargepole
(01:14:40) Ben: Dauth:: link?
(01:15:02) AJ: just a general, sweeping generalistation, no link
(01:15:09) Ben: Dauth:: ok
(01:15:16) Ben: Dauth:: *Buggers AJ with a bargepole*
(01:15:26) AJ: NOOOOO
(01:15:32) Ben: Dauth:: LOL

Edited by Dauth, 19 June 2009 - 00:16.

[Dutchygamer]

Nice ones Dauth

[Dauth]

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Ben: Dauth: says:
On a dancing note, figured out how to move my hips in the cha-cha
Wizard says:
that's......erm.......handy
Ben: Dauth: says:
It is, since now the women will move theirs more while dancing with me
which looks good, trust me on this
Wizard says:
now I can believe that, although it's left a mental image that can only be removed with a combination of industrial strength domestos, valium and whisky
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes
Wizard says:
damn straight
Ben: Dauth: says:
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?sh...mp;#entry660560
Wizard says:
lol
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe
We're back aren't we. As the source of all FS humour
Wizard says:
ofc
oh dear god
just had an email from a mate
you have to love the micro bikini
Ben: Dauth: says:
*Thanks science for his non visual imagination*
Wizard says:
hehe
Ben: Dauth: says:
*expandaquotes
Wizard says:
lol
omg
how is that even held up?
it's like it's invisible
you have to love progress!!
Ben: Dauth: says:
lol
Enjoy those images, they'll keep you warm on a dark night
Wizard says:
that's one way to put it
there is one bikini that is so small it can't even hide the miniscule bush this bird has, that's like defying the laws of physics and nature at the same time
I have never been a fashion lover, but you have to admire whoever designed these things
Ben: Dauth: says:
I still maintain people can look sexier fully clothed than naked
Wizard says:
they can
however there are other times when this also works
Ben: Dauth: says:
ofc
Wizard says:
especially when they're doing this sorta thing
Ben: Dauth: says:
*Is slightly worried that I'm getting commentary from Wiz looking at prons*
Wizard says:
hehe
its not pr0n
it's covered
barely
although this is one of the more toned down emails that I get
Ben: Dauth: says:
right
so this is what you do at work
and why you brb-nature so much
Wizard says:
epic lol

Edited by Dauth, 20 June 2009 - 00:45.

[Libains]

Dauth, on 20 Jun 2009, 1:37, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says:
On a dancing note, figured out how to move my hips in the cha-cha
Wizard says:
that's......erm.......handy
Ben: Dauth: says:
It is, since now the women will move theirs more while dancing with me
which looks good, trust me on this
Wizard says:
now I can believe that, although it's left a mental image that can only be removed with a combination of industrial strength domestos, valium and whisky
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes
Wizard says:
damn straight

Poor Wiz. Typical quoting from these two returns with the ultimate vengeance!

[Razven]

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Me: I am awesome
Waris: No you are not

[CodeCat]

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[00:03] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Grônijôn grasan grôidi, sunnôn skînidi berhtôt jah skaunijôt: I'd love a hotdog right now
[00:03] Wizard: I'd prefer a hot blonde
[00:03] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Grônijôn grasan grôidi, sunnôn skînidi berhtôt jah skaunijôt: You can't eat that
[00:03] Wizard: oh yes I can
[00:03] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Grônijôn grasan grôidi, sunnôn skînidi berhtôt jah skaunijôt: And besides, I'm a furry... they can be one and the same
[00:04] Wizard: *bleaches out imagination*
[00:04] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Grônijôn grasan grôidi, sunnôn skînidi berhtôt jah skaunijôt: Hahaha

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

How gentlemen hold a conversation:

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PacMan says (17:50): I DO SAY OLD BEAN, I FEEL I MAY BE IN LOVE WITH MY LAMP
TheDR says (17:51): I MUST EXPRESS OUTRAGE, YOUR JUST LOOKING AT STUFF AND SAYING YOU ADORE IT
PacMan says (17:53): I FEEL COMPELLED TO INTERJECT, I DO HAVE STRONG FEELING FOR SAID LAMP
TheDR says (17:54): OH THEN I MUST RETRACT MY EARLIER STATEMENT IF YOU DO REALLY HAVE A STRONG FEELING FOR THE LIGHTING DEVICE.
PacMan says (17:57): I DEEM IT NECESSARY TO REITERATE MY DEVOTION FOR THE ELECTRONIC APPLIANCE IN QUESTION
TheDR says (17:59): THEN I MUST NOT BELIEVE YOUR CURRENT STATUS AND I GO BACK TO EXPRESSING OUTRAGE
PacMan says (18:01): I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR LACK OF TRUST IN MY STATEMENTS; FOR I DO IN FACT CHERISH MY LIGHTING DEVICE
TheDR says (18:07): FOR YOUR EXTREME CONTINUATION OF THIS TOPIC I MUST TRUST YOUR WORDS AS IF THEY WERE GOLD DUST, SO I HAVE STOPPED ALL DOUBT IN YOUR DEDECATION TO THE LIGHT EMMITER AND I WILL SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR FUTURE CHOICES
PacMan says (18:10): I AM GLAD WE HAVE COME TO AN ACCEPTABLE AGREEMENT ON MY MENTAL STATURE, AND I HOPE THIS QUARREL WILL NOT EFFECT OUR FUTURE FRIENDSHIP
TheDR says (18:10): HERE HERE

[Wizard]

How much trust do you have in gold dust anyways?

[TheDR]

Plenty my fine fellow, plenty.

[Libains]

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Ion_Cannon> Hmm it could have been from excessive headbanging, I tend to do that when drunk,
<AJ> :o
<Bob> o:
<Ion_Cannon> I mean I do that while sober
<Ion_Cannon> But I tend to do it more energetically when drunk.
<Ion_Cannon> I had a competition with some others last year, I won.
<Ion_Cannon> How you judge a head-banging competiton - Not a fucking clue.
<Ion_Cannon> Oh nice, now i'm a conversation killer.
<PrinceKassad>
<Ion_Cannon> What i'm also a people killer?
<Ion_Cannon> Talk godmanit, or i'll Kill you!
<Ion_Cannon> Wait....
<AJ> lol
<AJ> sorry
<AJ> back and forth atm
<Ion_Cannon> I mean I do like the sound of my own voice the problem is text is silent.
<AJ> LOL
<AJ> *quotes*
<Ion_Cannon> bah

[Nid]

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WNxHotSoup: Heh.
WNxHotSoup: We Do need to fix our obessity problem.
WNxHotSoup: I think forced running woudl do the trick.
Nid: You need Whips.
Nid: Lots of them.
WNxHotSoup: And giving people special fat parking spots that are 1 mile away from wherever they intend to go.
Nid: that would be not a bad idea actually.
WNxHotSoup: I've wanted it for so long.
Nid: Nobody ever listened?
WNxHotSoup: That way skinny, healthy people can get in first.
WNxHotSoup: Nope. It really bothers me. I spend 1.5 hours of my day running and another 30 working out but no one ever repays me.
Nid: ;_;
WNxHotSoup: I mean, in a tangbile way involving parking.
WNxHotSoup: *tangible
Nid: They need special fat cars
WNxHotSoup: We need to be like high school
Nid: smaller than usual
WNxHotSoup: and shun all fat people.
WNxHotSoup: Like, treat fat people like unreal people.
Nid: so they have to lose weight to be able to drive anywhere.
WNxHotSoup: Fat people can't get good pay, ect, ect.
WNxHotSoup: And maybe force them to wear belts that beep like a truck backign up whenever they move.
WNxHotSoup: So people are aware there is a stupidly large person in the area.
WNxHotSoup: Though, one would think being un-fuckable would be good enough for people to, you know, stop being fat. But apperently not in my country.
Nid: people dont care :|
WNxHotSoup: Its fucking... fucking!
Nid: Some food is as good as orgasming. :|
Nid: To them anyway.
WNxHotSoup: While this is true, I'd rather have both.
Nid: ^
WNxHotSoup: We are genetically programed to care more about fucking than anything, dammit. How did that fail.
Nid: They need a Heavy Duty wii fit for the hjeavyset gamer
WNxHotSoup: Lol.
WNxHotSoup: That would be amazing.
WNxHotSoup: Its a boflex and treadmill, but we will call it a wii fit.
WNxHotSoup: ... I will force nintendo to market that right away.
Nid: :awe
WNxHotSoup: Have a online score based on the calories you burn daily.
WNxHotSoup: "THE MOST AWESOME WEIGHT BURNERS" list.
WNxHotSoup: THough its a wii fit, so anyone on there is fat as all hell.
Nid: ITS LIKE FAT CAMP
Nid: BUT AT HOME
WNxHotSoup: Indeed.
WNxHotSoup: Fat camp's should be manditory too.
Nid: yeah
Nid: and they should advertise that too
Nid: ITS LIKE FAT CAMP
Nid: BUT AT FAT CAMP
WNxHotSoup: Lol.
Nid: Brb, getting food, and going to fat camp.
WNxHotSoup: They would also have like, weight training camp or cross country camp directly next to it.
WNxHotSoup: So they can see lean or buff people while they try to remove the fatness.
WNxHotSoup: Have fun.
Nid: back with snacks
WNxHotSoup: Go get your Wii Fit fatty.
Nid: D:
WNxHotSoup: And by snacks, you of course mean tea and crumpets right?
Nid: I havent used it since yesterday
WNxHotSoup: For you are one of those british people.
Nid: it said I was 33
Nid: :(
WNxHotSoup: Lol.

[Libains]

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Ben: Dauth: says (23:40):
And I can be happy that your love life is as dead as mine for the next few months
For if you get lucky at home you will be fucking the beast fo bodmin moor and not in a good way
AJ says (23:41):
oh thanks
although it is true
natural talent = NADA here
Ben: Dauth: says (23:41):
I'm happy in Leeds
should be good fun next year with new phds and dancers
AJ says (23:42):
well, i suppose it's a bonus that in starting law i may do a course that has females of the species on it
Ben: Dauth: says (23:43):
Blood sucking vampire bitches, while sexy do have some drawbacks
Never try oral with them
AJ says (23:44):
ROFL
MEGAROFL
Ben: Dauth: says (23:45):
You have to quote me
AJ says (23:45):
already on it
bloody brilliant
Ben: Dauth: says (23:46):
TY

Edited by AJ, 23 June 2009 - 22:48.
Apparently Dauth goes to Leeds, not Manc. Who'd have known?!

[Dauth]

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(23:47:22) Ben: Dauth:: Why the fuck did I say manc not leeds?
(23:47:22) AJ: and done
(23:47:26) Ben: Dauth:: edit that would you?
(23:47:29) AJ: AND LOL
(23:47:37) Ben: Dauth:: GODDAM ALCOHOL
(23:47:42) Ben: Dauth:: bghgggt
(23:47:48) Ben: Dauth:: That is the typo of facedesk
(23:48:06) AJ: HEHE

Follow up

[BeefJeRKy]

best laugh i've had in a while fellas

edit: on a somewhat related note:

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Beef JRK says:
*chav alert!
*this one was just weird Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
AJ says:
*EWWWWW
*Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Beef JRK says:
*lol
*pussyblock?
AJ says:
*apparently so
Beef JRK says:
*that guy fails in som many ways possible
AJ says:
*if there is the possibility of sex YOU DO NOT PLAY A PC GAME UNLESS YOU CAN DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
*AND AS MEN WE CANNOT MULTITASK THUS JUST HAVE SEX!
Beef JRK says:
*quoting for epic truth and win

Edited by Scope, 23 June 2009 - 22:58.

[Dauth]

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(23:35:11) Wizard: you'd think an experienced PS artist such as myself would have enough fucking splatter brushes by now wouldn't you
(23:35:13) Wizard: but no
(23:35:20) Ben: Dauth:: lol
(23:35:46) Ben: Dauth:: Cos all of yours are for prons
(23:35:56) Wizard: hehe
(23:36:03) Wizard: my brushes are not for porn
(23:36:09) Wizard: it's called exotic art
(23:36:30) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes

[Libains]

I sometimes pity Wiz.

Then I realise he brings it on himself