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Dauth
17 Aug 2009
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(23:53:55) Chyros: poor AJ 
(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him
(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww
(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe

(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him

(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww

(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
We feel sorry for you
Ion Cannon!
18 Aug 2009
Dauth, on 17 Aug 2009, 23:58, said:
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(23:53:55) Chyros: poor AJ 
(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him
(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww
(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe

(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him

(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww

(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
We feel sorry for you
Quite the opposite. If AJ isn't around I use someone else as my mental pin cushion.
Liten
19 Aug 2009
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17:03 - Liten: Why so smart? :|
17:03 - Chyros: because I'm a scientist?
17:03 - Liten: More of you trying to be a fancy pants and impress people, which by the way isn´t working?
17:04 - Liten:
17:04 - Chyros: heheheh, we don't need to impress people
17:04 - Chyros: because scientists own the world
17:04 - Liten: *Cough*
17:04 - Chyros: [cue maniacal laugh]
17:05 - Liten: M.A.D Scientist much?
17:05 - Chyros: not really, using live specimens to test tomorrow's weapons on isn't bad for karma, is it?
17:06 - Liten: Do you need additional Testers?
17:06 - Chyros: yes, we do
17:06 - Liten: Not a Test Subject :|
17:06 - Chyros: we need live people to study how quickly on average people will die of radiation poisoning after a nuclear strike
17:07 - Liten: And how much do i get Paid?
17:07 - Liten: :|
17:07 - Chyros: your family gets paid two cents per hour you managed to stay alive
17:07 - Liten: Me, it´s not worth it
17:07 - Chyros: ORLY? xD
17:08 - Liten: It´s all about the Cash Chyros
17:08 - Liten: With enough cash, you can rule the Scientist
17:08 - Chyros: scientists have nukes
17:09 - Liten: No, America/Russia got nukes
17:09 - Chyros: well my project at the lab is focusing on building catalysts to produce weapons-grade enriched plutonium for nukes
17:09 - Liten: Surre...
17:09 - Liten: Pics or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: I'll upload one for you
17:10 - Liten: K
17:10 - Liten: I still don´t belive you
17:10 - Liten: A sample or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: come over then
17:11 - Chyros: here's a pic I took in the lab:
17:11 - Chyros: http://img268.images...kernreactor.jpg
17:11 - Liten: I am afraid that my parents won´t send me of alone to The Netherlands just to get some higly advanced plutonium from a stranger :|
17:11 - Chyros: it's a reactor with a sample of enriched plutonium
17:12 - Liten: Oh?
17:12 - Liten: :|
17:12 - Liten: You still don´t rule the world :|
17:12 - Chyros: heheheh, no not really, because that is actually a picture of an optical polarimeter in our lab
17:13 - Chyros: it just looks very much like a reactor
17:13 - Liten: :|
17:13 - Chyros: I do build catalysts but they're only going to be used for turning poop into biofuel
17:13 - Liten: >_>
17:13 - Liten: You sure handle top jobs
17:14 - Chyros: studying science is its own reward
17:14 - Liten: Not in money :|
17:14 - Liten: Cash =
17:14 - Liten: Science = :|
17:15 - Liten: Science + Money = >
17:15 - Chyros: scientists get top salaries fortunately ^^
17:15 - Liten: Then maybe sneaking into your house when your of = Profit!
17:16 - Chyros: heheheh, no, just bluffing again, even top scientists don't earn that much
17:16 - Liten: Orly? :|
17:16 - Chyros: science jobs don't pay badly at all but nothing top-like
17:16 - Liten: Then why do you stick with it?
17:16 - Chyros: because pleasure in your work is one of the great goos on earth
17:16 - Liten: Just invent some über bombs and rob a bank or something :|
17:17 - Chyros: heheheh, well I WAS thinking of becoming a military scientist actually, in the future
17:17 - Liten: YOU ARE A SPINLESS COWARD IF YOU DON`T DO IT!
17:17 - Chyros: thank you, Fred
17:18 - Liten: There is no Fred, Only Swedish Words that Brits are to stupid to pronunce properly :|
17:18 - Chyros: you mean Fred?
17:18 - Liten: No
17:18 - Liten: Fred = Peace in Swedish :|
17:19 - Chyros: You are called "peace" in Swedish?
17:19 - Chyros: :o
17:19 - Chyros: o:
17:19 - Chyros:
17:19 - Chyros:
17:19 - Liten: >_>
17:19 - Liten: <_<
17:19 - Chyros: : D
17:19 - Liten: You Sir, are an Amateure and a Fool
17:19 - Chyros: You sir, are called Fred
17:20 - Liten: Not in this end of the line
17:20 - Chyros: I'm getting through to you aren't I?
17:20 - Liten laughs silently at Convo
17:20 - Liten: ...
17:21 - Liten:
17:21 - Chyros: call that silently?
17:21 - Chyros: that stupid Steam sound is making a lot of noise you know
17:21 - Liten: Good Point xD
17:03 - Chyros: because I'm a scientist?

17:03 - Liten: More of you trying to be a fancy pants and impress people, which by the way isn´t working?
17:04 - Liten:

17:04 - Chyros: heheheh, we don't need to impress people
17:04 - Chyros: because scientists own the world
17:04 - Liten: *Cough*
17:04 - Chyros: [cue maniacal laugh]
17:05 - Liten: M.A.D Scientist much?

17:05 - Chyros: not really, using live specimens to test tomorrow's weapons on isn't bad for karma, is it?
17:06 - Liten: Do you need additional Testers?

17:06 - Chyros: yes, we do
17:06 - Liten: Not a Test Subject :|
17:06 - Chyros: we need live people to study how quickly on average people will die of radiation poisoning after a nuclear strike

17:07 - Liten: And how much do i get Paid?
17:07 - Liten: :|
17:07 - Chyros: your family gets paid two cents per hour you managed to stay alive
17:07 - Liten: Me, it´s not worth it
17:07 - Chyros: ORLY? xD
17:08 - Liten: It´s all about the Cash Chyros

17:08 - Liten: With enough cash, you can rule the Scientist

17:08 - Chyros: scientists have nukes

17:09 - Liten: No, America/Russia got nukes

17:09 - Chyros: well my project at the lab is focusing on building catalysts to produce weapons-grade enriched plutonium for nukes

17:09 - Liten: Surre...
17:09 - Liten: Pics or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: I'll upload one for you
17:10 - Liten: K
17:10 - Liten: I still don´t belive you
17:10 - Liten: A sample or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: come over then
17:11 - Chyros: here's a pic I took in the lab:
17:11 - Chyros: http://img268.images...kernreactor.jpg
17:11 - Liten: I am afraid that my parents won´t send me of alone to The Netherlands just to get some higly advanced plutonium from a stranger :|
17:11 - Chyros: it's a reactor with a sample of enriched plutonium
17:12 - Liten: Oh?
17:12 - Liten: :|
17:12 - Liten: You still don´t rule the world :|
17:12 - Chyros: heheheh, no not really, because that is actually a picture of an optical polarimeter in our lab

17:13 - Chyros: it just looks very much like a reactor

17:13 - Liten: :|
17:13 - Chyros: I do build catalysts but they're only going to be used for turning poop into biofuel

17:13 - Liten: >_>
17:13 - Liten: You sure handle top jobs
17:14 - Chyros: studying science is its own reward

17:14 - Liten: Not in money :|
17:14 - Liten: Cash =

17:14 - Liten: Science = :|
17:15 - Liten: Science + Money = >

17:15 - Chyros: scientists get top salaries fortunately ^^
17:15 - Liten: Then maybe sneaking into your house when your of = Profit!
17:16 - Chyros: heheheh, no, just bluffing again, even top scientists don't earn that much
17:16 - Liten: Orly? :|
17:16 - Chyros: science jobs don't pay badly at all but nothing top-like
17:16 - Liten: Then why do you stick with it?
17:16 - Chyros: because pleasure in your work is one of the great goos on earth
17:16 - Liten: Just invent some über bombs and rob a bank or something :|
17:17 - Chyros: heheheh, well I WAS thinking of becoming a military scientist actually, in the future
17:17 - Liten: YOU ARE A SPINLESS COWARD IF YOU DON`T DO IT!
17:17 - Chyros: thank you, Fred
17:18 - Liten: There is no Fred, Only Swedish Words that Brits are to stupid to pronunce properly :|
17:18 - Chyros: you mean Fred?

17:18 - Liten: No
17:18 - Liten: Fred = Peace in Swedish :|
17:19 - Chyros: You are called "peace" in Swedish?
17:19 - Chyros: :o
17:19 - Chyros: o:
17:19 - Chyros:
17:19 - Chyros:

17:19 - Liten: >_>
17:19 - Liten: <_<
17:19 - Chyros: : D
17:19 - Liten: You Sir, are an Amateure and a Fool
17:19 - Chyros: You sir, are called Fred

17:20 - Liten: Not in this end of the line

17:20 - Chyros: I'm getting through to you aren't I?

17:20 - Liten laughs silently at Convo
17:20 - Liten: ...
17:21 - Liten:
17:21 - Chyros: call that silently?

17:21 - Chyros: that stupid Steam sound is making a lot of noise you know

17:21 - Liten: Good Point xD
This was hilarious

Ion Cannon!
21 Aug 2009
Sinister side to Codecat!
Nothing personal.
Sounds like me alright!
Hobbes dreams make great quote material!
Edited by Ion Cannon!, 21 August 2009 - 01:21.
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[FS] Hobbesy: Codecat was chasing me through a kiddie playpen.
Nothing personal.
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[FS] Hobbesy: You cut off Admiral's head Ion
[FS] Hobbesy: Admiral's head
[FS] Hobbesy: Admiral's head
Sounds like me alright!
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[FS] Hobbesy: You were standing on a theater stage
[FS] Hobbesy: Just..
[FS] Hobbesy: You know
[FS] Hobbesy: Cussing
[FS] Hobbesy: Just..
[FS] Hobbesy: You know
[FS] Hobbesy: Cussing
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[FS] Hobbesy: Then I flamed him with a flamethrower while he ran away calling Medic
Ion Cannon!: thats quote worthy
[FS] Hobbesy: Then Admiral healed him.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then I got raped.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then you were like
[FS] Hobbesy: FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Ion Cannon!: thats quote worthy
[FS] Hobbesy: Then Admiral healed him.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then I got raped.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then you were like
[FS] Hobbesy: FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Hobbes dreams make great quote material!
Edited by Ion Cannon!, 21 August 2009 - 01:21.
Hobbesy
21 Aug 2009
No, really, don't ask.
..
STOP LOOKING AT MY POST LIKE THAT!
Edited by Høbbesy, 21 August 2009 - 20:10.
..
STOP LOOKING AT MY POST LIKE THAT!
Edited by Høbbesy, 21 August 2009 - 20:10.
Dauth
22 Aug 2009
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(23:53:07) Ben: Dauth:: You sir have been taken ill with FAJL
(23:53:12) Wizard: I think so
(23:53:21) Wizard: *prepares the noose*
(23:53:29) Ben: Dauth:: It may well be win threatening, I suggest you hide away in the real world to prevent infecting anyone else
(23:53:37) Wizard: kk
(23:53:43) Ben: Dauth::
(2009-08-23 00:02:15) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:53:12) Wizard: I think so
(23:53:21) Wizard: *prepares the noose*
(23:53:29) Ben: Dauth:: It may well be win threatening, I suggest you hide away in the real world to prevent infecting anyone else
(23:53:37) Wizard: kk
(23:53:43) Ben: Dauth::

(2009-08-23 00:02:15) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
Dauth
24 Aug 2009
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(22:56:43) Wizard: like a boomerang
(22:56:45) Wizard: I return
(22:56:51) Ben: Dauth:: like a bad curry
(22:57:03) Wizard: *smacks Dauth very hard*
(22:57:11) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(22:56:45) Wizard: I return
(22:56:51) Ben: Dauth:: like a bad curry
(22:57:03) Wizard: *smacks Dauth very hard*
(22:57:11) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
Wizard
24 Aug 2009
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Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
Dauth
24 Aug 2009
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
Quote
Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
Wizard
24 Aug 2009
Dauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
Quote
Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
OH FUCK NO
Dauth
24 Aug 2009
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:30, said:
Dauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
Quote
Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
OH FUCK NO
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(23:29:44) Ben: Dauth:: replied
(23:30:27) Wizard: likewise
(23:30:40) Ben: Dauth:: BASTARD!
(23:30:53) Wizard: hehehe
(23:30:27) Wizard: likewise
(23:30:40) Ben: Dauth:: BASTARD!
(23:30:53) Wizard: hehehe
Edited by Dauth, 24 August 2009 - 22:31.
Libains
24 Aug 2009
Dauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
Quote
Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
3 weeks with a bunch of new PhDers and Ugrads? As the big bad boy you should get some

Dauth
24 Aug 2009
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(23:46:26) Ben: Dauth:: I think I just pwned AJ pretty hard
(23:46:40) Wizard: link?
(23:46:47) Ben: Dauth:: (23:45:56) Ben: Dauth:: but what are you becoming an expert in? STD's of Law students?
(23:47:40) Wizard: he'd be fucking lucky
(23:47:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:46:40) Wizard: link?
(23:46:47) Ben: Dauth:: (23:45:56) Ben: Dauth:: but what are you becoming an expert in? STD's of Law students?
(23:47:40) Wizard: he'd be fucking lucky
(23:47:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
Libains
24 Aug 2009
I do not appreciate that...
And Wiz is on a quote marathon tonight
And Wiz is on a quote marathon tonight
Quote
AJ says (00:03):
oh yes, ofc good sir
you're hard to read tonight
*harder
Wizard says (00:04):
I am always hard
to read
AJ says (00:04):
So, you're in a really lewd modd... not got any tonight?
*mood
Wizard says (00:05):
no i did
I went to france a couple of weeks back
3 days away
longest without in 4 years
quote that
oh yes, ofc good sir
you're hard to read tonight
*harder
Wizard says (00:04):
I am always hard
to read
AJ says (00:04):
So, you're in a really lewd modd... not got any tonight?
*mood
Wizard says (00:05):
no i did
I went to france a couple of weeks back
3 days away
longest without in 4 years
quote that
D.K.
25 Aug 2009
Quote
Project Reality, CATA Integration event
TehKiller: Who is that asshole in C2, keypad 6, for fuck's sake?!
Another guy: It's your Supreme Commander.
TehKiller: Who is that asshole in C2, keypad 6, for fuck's sake?!
Another guy: It's your Supreme Commander.
Epic phail. Even the cool guys are keen to phail.
Wizard
26 Aug 2009
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[09:54] Ben: dammit
[09:55] Ben: wait wrong convo
[09:55] Wiz: D:
[09:55] Ben: that was meant to be aimed at Overdose
[09:55] Wiz: that is epic fajl
[09:55] Wiz: XD
[09:55] Ben: and was going to consist of me making a comment about watching multiple series at the same time
[09:55] Ben: in particular, the act of losing where one is up to
[09:55] Ben: EPIC FAJL
[09:56] Wiz: *quotes
[09:56] Ben:
[09:55] Ben: wait wrong convo
[09:55] Wiz: D:
[09:55] Ben: that was meant to be aimed at Overdose
[09:55] Wiz: that is epic fajl
[09:55] Wiz: XD
[09:55] Ben: and was going to consist of me making a comment about watching multiple series at the same time
[09:55] Ben: in particular, the act of losing where one is up to
[09:55] Ben: EPIC FAJL
[09:56] Wiz: *quotes
[09:56] Ben:

Silly gmoo

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[10:10] *** AJ has joined #fstudios.
[10:10] *** Mode change "+v AJ" for channel #fstudios by ChanServ.
[10:10] *** AJ has signed off IRC (Quit: AJ).
[10:12] Wizard: now that is the definition of FAJL
[10:10] *** Mode change "+v AJ" for channel #fstudios by ChanServ.
[10:10] *** AJ has signed off IRC (Quit: AJ).
[10:12] Wizard: now that is the definition of FAJL
Edited by Wizard, 26 August 2009 - 09:14.
Libains
26 Aug 2009
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AJ says (10:40):
AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl
AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl
Lazy admin is lazy

Wizard
26 Aug 2009
AJ, on 26 Aug 2009, 10:47, said:
Quote
AJ says (10:40):
AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl
AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl
Lazy

Fixed
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[15:28] Wizard: Can we not keep shooting people in the arse
[15:28] Wizard: it's rather ghey
[15:28] Destiny: lol Wiz, I wasn't implying I shot into his arse
[15:29] Rich19: nice spray
[15:28] Wizard: it's rather ghey
[15:28] Destiny: lol Wiz, I wasn't implying I shot into his arse

[15:29] Rich19: nice spray
Edited by Wizard, 26 August 2009 - 14:30.