Funny quotes
#2626
Posted 17 August 2009 - 22:56
#2627
Posted 17 August 2009 - 22:58
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(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him
(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww
(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
We feel sorry for you
#2628
Posted 17 August 2009 - 23:52
#2629
Posted 18 August 2009 - 00:01
Dauth, on 17 Aug 2009, 23:58, said:
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(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him
(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww
(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
We feel sorry for you
Quite the opposite. If AJ isn't around I use someone else as my mental pin cushion.
#2630
Posted 19 August 2009 - 15:35
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17:03 - Chyros: because I'm a scientist?
17:03 - Liten: More of you trying to be a fancy pants and impress people, which by the way isn´t working?
17:04 - Liten:
17:04 - Chyros: heheheh, we don't need to impress people
17:04 - Chyros: because scientists own the world
17:04 - Liten: *Cough*
17:04 - Chyros: [cue maniacal laugh]
17:05 - Liten: M.A.D Scientist much?
17:05 - Chyros: not really, using live specimens to test tomorrow's weapons on isn't bad for karma, is it?
17:06 - Liten: Do you need additional Testers?
17:06 - Chyros: yes, we do
17:06 - Liten: Not a Test Subject :|
17:06 - Chyros: we need live people to study how quickly on average people will die of radiation poisoning after a nuclear strike
17:07 - Liten: And how much do i get Paid?
17:07 - Liten: :|
17:07 - Chyros: your family gets paid two cents per hour you managed to stay alive
17:07 - Liten: Me, it´s not worth it
17:07 - Chyros: ORLY? xD
17:08 - Liten: It´s all about the Cash Chyros
17:08 - Liten: With enough cash, you can rule the Scientist
17:08 - Chyros: scientists have nukes
17:09 - Liten: No, America/Russia got nukes
17:09 - Chyros: well my project at the lab is focusing on building catalysts to produce weapons-grade enriched plutonium for nukes
17:09 - Liten: Surre...
17:09 - Liten: Pics or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: I'll upload one for you
17:10 - Liten: K
17:10 - Liten: I still don´t belive you
17:10 - Liten: A sample or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: come over then
17:11 - Chyros: here's a pic I took in the lab:
17:11 - Chyros: http://img268.images...kernreactor.jpg
17:11 - Liten: I am afraid that my parents won´t send me of alone to The Netherlands just to get some higly advanced plutonium from a stranger :|
17:11 - Chyros: it's a reactor with a sample of enriched plutonium
17:12 - Liten: Oh?
17:12 - Liten: :|
17:12 - Liten: You still don´t rule the world :|
17:12 - Chyros: heheheh, no not really, because that is actually a picture of an optical polarimeter in our lab
17:13 - Chyros: it just looks very much like a reactor
17:13 - Liten: :|
17:13 - Chyros: I do build catalysts but they're only going to be used for turning poop into biofuel
17:13 - Liten: >_>
17:13 - Liten: You sure handle top jobs
17:14 - Chyros: studying science is its own reward
17:14 - Liten: Not in money :|
17:14 - Liten: Cash =
17:14 - Liten: Science = :|
17:15 - Liten: Science + Money = >
17:15 - Chyros: scientists get top salaries fortunately ^^
17:15 - Liten: Then maybe sneaking into your house when your of = Profit!
17:16 - Chyros: heheheh, no, just bluffing again, even top scientists don't earn that much
17:16 - Liten: Orly? :|
17:16 - Chyros: science jobs don't pay badly at all but nothing top-like
17:16 - Liten: Then why do you stick with it?
17:16 - Chyros: because pleasure in your work is one of the great goos on earth
17:16 - Liten: Just invent some über bombs and rob a bank or something :|
17:17 - Chyros: heheheh, well I WAS thinking of becoming a military scientist actually, in the future
17:17 - Liten: YOU ARE A SPINLESS COWARD IF YOU DON`T DO IT!
17:17 - Chyros: thank you, Fred
17:18 - Liten: There is no Fred, Only Swedish Words that Brits are to stupid to pronunce properly :|
17:18 - Chyros: you mean Fred?
17:18 - Liten: No
17:18 - Liten: Fred = Peace in Swedish :|
17:19 - Chyros: You are called "peace" in Swedish?
17:19 - Chyros: :o
17:19 - Chyros: o:
17:19 - Chyros:
17:19 - Chyros:
17:19 - Liten: >_>
17:19 - Liten: <_<
17:19 - Chyros: : D
17:19 - Liten: You Sir, are an Amateure and a Fool
17:19 - Chyros: You sir, are called Fred
17:20 - Liten: Not in this end of the line
17:20 - Chyros: I'm getting through to you aren't I?
17:20 - Liten laughs silently at Convo
17:20 - Liten: ...
17:21 - Liten:
17:21 - Chyros: call that silently?
17:21 - Chyros: that stupid Steam sound is making a lot of noise you know
17:21 - Liten: Good Point xD
This was hilarious
Kyle Carter said:
#2631
Posted 19 August 2009 - 17:53
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#2632
Posted 19 August 2009 - 19:21
#2633
Posted 21 August 2009 - 01:13
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Nothing personal.
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[FS] Hobbesy: Admiral's head
Sounds like me alright!
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[FS] Hobbesy: Just..
[FS] Hobbesy: You know
[FS] Hobbesy: Cussing
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Ion Cannon!: thats quote worthy
[FS] Hobbesy: Then Admiral healed him.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then I got raped.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then you were like
[FS] Hobbesy: FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Hobbes dreams make great quote material!
Edited by Ion Cannon!, 21 August 2009 - 01:21.
#2634
Posted 21 August 2009 - 01:15
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STOP LOOKING AT MY POST LIKE THAT!
Edited by Høbbesy, 21 August 2009 - 20:10.
#2635
Posted 22 August 2009 - 23:02
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(23:53:12) Wizard: I think so
(23:53:21) Wizard: *prepares the noose*
(23:53:29) Ben: Dauth:: It may well be win threatening, I suggest you hide away in the real world to prevent infecting anyone else
(23:53:37) Wizard: kk
(23:53:43) Ben: Dauth::
(2009-08-23 00:02:15) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
#2636
Posted 23 August 2009 - 00:01
Kyle Carter said:
#2637
Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:52
#2638
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:03
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(22:56:45) Wizard: I return
(22:56:51) Ben: Dauth:: like a bad curry
(22:57:03) Wizard: *smacks Dauth very hard*
(22:57:11) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
#2639
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:28
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which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
#2640
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:29
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
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which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
#2641
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:30
Dauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
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which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
OH FUCK NO
#2642
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:30
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:30, said:
Dauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
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which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
OH FUCK NO
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(23:30:27) Wizard: likewise
(23:30:40) Ben: Dauth:: BASTARD!
(23:30:53) Wizard: hehehe
Edited by Dauth, 24 August 2009 - 22:31.
#2643
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:31
Dauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:
Wizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:
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which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes
Just in case people buy napalm now
3 weeks with a bunch of new PhDers and Ugrads? As the big bad boy you should get some
#2644
Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:48
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(23:46:40) Wizard: link?
(23:46:47) Ben: Dauth:: (23:45:56) Ben: Dauth:: but what are you becoming an expert in? STD's of Law students?
(23:47:40) Wizard: he'd be fucking lucky
(23:47:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
#2645
Posted 24 August 2009 - 23:07
And Wiz is on a quote marathon tonight
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oh yes, ofc good sir
you're hard to read tonight
*harder
Wizard says (00:04):
I am always hard
to read
AJ says (00:04):
So, you're in a really lewd modd... not got any tonight?
*mood
Wizard says (00:05):
no i did
I went to france a couple of weeks back
3 days away
longest without in 4 years
quote that
#2646
Posted 25 August 2009 - 20:59
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TehKiller: Who is that asshole in C2, keypad 6, for fuck's sake?!
Another guy: It's your Supreme Commander.
Epic phail. Even the cool guys are keen to phail.
18.11.1991. REMEMBER VUKOVAR!
#2647
Posted 26 August 2009 - 08:56
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[09:55] Ben: wait wrong convo
[09:55] Wiz: D:
[09:55] Ben: that was meant to be aimed at Overdose
[09:55] Wiz: that is epic fajl
[09:55] Wiz: XD
[09:55] Ben: and was going to consist of me making a comment about watching multiple series at the same time
[09:55] Ben: in particular, the act of losing where one is up to
[09:55] Ben: EPIC FAJL
[09:56] Wiz: *quotes
[09:56] Ben:
Silly gmoo
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[10:10] *** Mode change "+v AJ" for channel #fstudios by ChanServ.
[10:10] *** AJ has signed off IRC (Quit: AJ).
[10:12] Wizard: now that is the definition of FAJL
Edited by Wizard, 26 August 2009 - 09:14.
#2648
Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:47
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AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl
Lazy admin is lazy
#2649
Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:51
AJ, on 26 Aug 2009, 10:47, said:
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AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl
Lazy
Fixed
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[15:28] Wizard: it's rather ghey
[15:28] Destiny: lol Wiz, I wasn't implying I shot into his arse
[15:29] Rich19: nice spray
Edited by Wizard, 26 August 2009 - 14:30.
#2650
Posted 26 August 2009 - 14:32
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