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#2626 Libains

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 22:56

Aww man.....
For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 22:58

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(23:53:55) Chyros: poor AJ :sly:
(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him :P
(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww :xD:
(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe


We feel sorry for you

#2628 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 23:52

NOT!
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#2629 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 00:01

View PostDauth, on 17 Aug 2009, 23:58, said:

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(23:53:55) Chyros: poor AJ :sly:
(23:54:01) Chyros: you're really merciless on him :P
(23:54:15) Ben: Dauth:: NOt really
(23:54:18) Ben: Dauth:: There is mercy
(23:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: Only I'm allowed to create need memes around him
(23:56:11) Ben: Dauth:: and he deserves it for being such a softie
(23:56:35) Chyros: awww :xD:
(23:57:00) Chyros: wait, let me rephrase that
(23:57:05) Chyros: AAAWWWWW :3
(23:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe


We feel sorry for you


Quite the opposite. If AJ isn't around I use someone else as my mental pin cushion.
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#2630 Liten

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 15:35

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17:03 - Liten: Why so smart? :|
17:03 - Chyros: because I'm a scientist? :)
17:03 - Liten: More of you trying to be a fancy pants and impress people, which by the way isn´t working?
17:04 - Liten: :P
17:04 - Chyros: heheheh, we don't need to impress people
17:04 - Chyros: because scientists own the world
17:04 - Liten: *Cough*
17:04 - Chyros: [cue maniacal laugh]
17:05 - Liten: M.A.D Scientist much? :P
17:05 - Chyros: not really, using live specimens to test tomorrow's weapons on isn't bad for karma, is it? |8
17:06 - Liten: Do you need additional Testers? :D
17:06 - Chyros: yes, we do
17:06 - Liten: Not a Test Subject :|
17:06 - Chyros: we need live people to study how quickly on average people will die of radiation poisoning after a nuclear strike 8|
17:07 - Liten: And how much do i get Paid?
17:07 - Liten: :|
17:07 - Chyros: your family gets paid two cents per hour you managed to stay alive |8
17:07 - Liten: Me, it´s not worth it
17:07 - Chyros: ORLY? xD
17:08 - Liten: It´s all about the Cash Chyros :sly:
17:08 - Liten: With enough cash, you can rule the Scientist :P
17:08 - Chyros: scientists have nukes ;)
17:09 - Liten: No, America/Russia got nukes ;)
17:09 - Chyros: well my project at the lab is focusing on building catalysts to produce weapons-grade enriched plutonium for nukes 8|
17:09 - Liten: Surre...
17:09 - Liten: Pics or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: I'll upload one for you
17:10 - Liten: K
17:10 - Liten: I still don´t belive you
17:10 - Liten: A sample or it never happened
17:10 - Chyros: come over then
17:11 - Chyros: here's a pic I took in the lab:
17:11 - Chyros: http://img268.images...kernreactor.jpg
17:11 - Liten: I am afraid that my parents won´t send me of alone to The Netherlands just to get some higly advanced plutonium from a stranger :|
17:11 - Chyros: it's a reactor with a sample of enriched plutonium
17:12 - Liten: Oh?
17:12 - Liten: :|
17:12 - Liten: You still don´t rule the world :|
17:12 - Chyros: heheheh, no not really, because that is actually a picture of an optical polarimeter in our lab :P
17:13 - Chyros: it just looks very much like a reactor :P
17:13 - Liten: :|
17:13 - Chyros: I do build catalysts but they're only going to be used for turning poop into biofuel :P
17:13 - Liten: >_>
17:13 - Liten: You sure handle top jobs |8
17:14 - Chyros: studying science is its own reward ;)
17:14 - Liten: Not in money :|
17:14 - Liten: Cash = :D
17:14 - Liten: Science = :|
17:15 - Liten: Science + Money = >:D
17:15 - Chyros: scientists get top salaries fortunately ^^
17:15 - Liten: Then maybe sneaking into your house when your of = Profit!
17:16 - Chyros: heheheh, no, just bluffing again, even top scientists don't earn that much
17:16 - Liten: Orly? :|
17:16 - Chyros: science jobs don't pay badly at all but nothing top-like
17:16 - Liten: Then why do you stick with it?
17:16 - Chyros: because pleasure in your work is one of the great goos on earth
17:16 - Liten: Just invent some über bombs and rob a bank or something :|
17:17 - Chyros: heheheh, well I WAS thinking of becoming a military scientist actually, in the future
17:17 - Liten: YOU ARE A SPINLESS COWARD IF YOU DON`T DO IT!
17:17 - Chyros: thank you, Fred |8
17:18 - Liten: There is no Fred, Only Swedish Words that Brits are to stupid to pronunce properly :|
17:18 - Chyros: you mean Fred? 8|
17:18 - Liten: No
17:18 - Liten: Fred = Peace in Swedish :|
17:19 - Chyros: You are called "peace" in Swedish?
17:19 - Chyros: :o
17:19 - Chyros: o:
17:19 - Chyros: |8
17:19 - Chyros: 8|
17:19 - Liten: >_>
17:19 - Liten: <_<
17:19 - Chyros: : D
17:19 - Liten: You Sir, are an Amateure and a Fool
17:19 - Chyros: You sir, are called Fred 8|
17:20 - Liten: Not in this end of the line :D
17:20 - Chyros: I'm getting through to you aren't I? :P
17:20 - Liten laughs silently at Convo
17:20 - Liten: ...
17:21 - Liten: |8
17:21 - Chyros: call that silently? :P
17:21 - Chyros: that stupid Steam sound is making a lot of noise you know :P
17:21 - Liten: Good Point xD

This was hilarious :xD:
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2631 Chyros

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 17:53

Oh god you quoted me, noooo :) .
TN



The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 19:21

Call the FBI! We have someone here who can create nukes! :P :)
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#2633 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 01:13

Sinister side to Codecat!

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[FS] Hobbesy: Codecat was chasing me through a kiddie playpen.


Nothing personal.

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[FS] Hobbesy: You cut off Admiral's head Ion
[FS] Hobbesy: Admiral's head


Sounds like me alright!

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[FS] Hobbesy: You were standing on a theater stage
[FS] Hobbesy: Just..
[FS] Hobbesy: You know
[FS] Hobbesy: Cussing


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[FS] Hobbesy: Then I flamed him with a flamethrower while he ran away calling Medic
Ion Cannon!: thats quote worthy
[FS] Hobbesy: Then Admiral healed him.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then I got raped.
[FS] Hobbesy: Then you were like
[FS] Hobbesy: FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS


Hobbes dreams make great quote material!

Edited by Ion Cannon!, 21 August 2009 - 01:21.

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#2634 Hobbesy

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 01:15

No, really, don't ask.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY POST LIKE THAT!

Edited by Høbbesy, 21 August 2009 - 20:10.


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Posted 22 August 2009 - 23:02

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(23:53:07) Ben: Dauth:: You sir have been taken ill with FAJL
(23:53:12) Wizard: I think so
(23:53:21) Wizard: *prepares the noose*
(23:53:29) Ben: Dauth:: It may well be win threatening, I suggest you hide away in the real world to prevent infecting anyone else
(23:53:37) Wizard: kk
(23:53:43) Ben: Dauth:: :P
(2009-08-23 00:02:15) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2636 Liten

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 00:01

It took one day for you to quote? You'r the one that is infected with Fajl :P
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#2637 Dauth

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:52

Took 9 minutes, I was talking to other people

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:03

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(22:56:43) Wizard: like a boomerang
(22:56:45) Wizard: I return
(22:56:51) Ben: Dauth:: like a bad curry
(22:57:03) Wizard: *smacks Dauth very hard*
(22:57:11) Ben: Dauth:: LOL


#2639 Wizard

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:28

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Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes


Just in case people buy napalm now

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:29

View PostWizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes


Just in case people buy napalm now
That mean the butterflies are back and I have a chance of 'getting laid' as you put it?

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:30

View PostDauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:

View PostWizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes


Just in case people buy napalm now
That mean the butterflies are back and I have a chance of 'getting laid' as you put it?

OH FUCK NO

#2642 Dauth

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:30

View PostWizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:30, said:

View PostDauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:

View PostWizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes


Just in case people buy napalm now
That mean the butterflies are back and I have a chance of 'getting laid' as you put it?

OH FUCK NO


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(23:29:44) Ben: Dauth:: replied
(23:30:27) Wizard: likewise
(23:30:40) Ben: Dauth:: BASTARD!
(23:30:53) Wizard: hehehe

Edited by Dauth, 24 August 2009 - 22:31.


#2643 Libains

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:31

View PostDauth, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:29, said:

View PostWizard, on 24 Aug 2009, 23:28, said:

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Ben: Dauth: says:
which is bad since if I ever have children they will grow up to be axe murderers
Wiz: says:
if you have children I will ensure a cleansing fire is used on a 200 mile radius of the birth canal
Ben: Dauth: says:
ty
bastard
Wiz: says:
*quotes


Just in case people buy napalm now
That mean the butterflies are back and I have a chance of 'getting laid' as you put it?

3 weeks with a bunch of new PhDers and Ugrads? As the big bad boy you should get some :)
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 22:48

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(23:46:26) Ben: Dauth:: I think I just pwned AJ pretty hard
(23:46:40) Wizard: link?
(23:46:47) Ben: Dauth:: (23:45:56) Ben: Dauth:: but what are you becoming an expert in? STD's of Law students?
(23:47:40) Wizard: he'd be fucking lucky
(23:47:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2645 Libains

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 23:07

I do not appreciate that...

And Wiz is on a quote marathon tonight

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AJ says (00:03):
oh yes, ofc good sir
you're hard to read tonight
*harder
Wizard says (00:04):
I am always hard
to read
AJ says (00:04):
So, you're in a really lewd modd... not got any tonight?
*mood
Wizard says (00:05):
no i did
I went to france a couple of weeks back
3 days away
longest without in 4 years
quote that

For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 20:59

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Project Reality, CATA Integration event

TehKiller: Who is that asshole in C2, keypad 6, for fuck's sake?!
Another guy: It's your Supreme Commander.


Epic phail. Even the cool guys are keen to phail.
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Posted 26 August 2009 - 08:56

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[09:54] Ben: dammit
[09:55] Ben: wait wrong convo
[09:55] Wiz: D:
[09:55] Ben: that was meant to be aimed at Overdose
[09:55] Wiz: that is epic fajl
[09:55] Wiz: XD
[09:55] Ben: and was going to consist of me making a comment about watching multiple series at the same time
[09:55] Ben: in particular, the act of losing where one is up to
[09:55] Ben: EPIC FAJL
[09:56] Wiz: *quotes
[09:56] Ben: :P

Silly gmoo :P

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[10:10] *** AJ has joined #fstudios.
[10:10] *** Mode change "+v AJ" for channel #fstudios by ChanServ.
[10:10] *** AJ has signed off IRC (Quit: AJ).
[10:12] Wizard: now that is the definition of FAJL

Edited by Wizard, 26 August 2009 - 09:14.


#2648 Libains

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:47

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AJ says (10:40):
AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl

Lazy admin is lazy :P
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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:51

View PostAJ, on 26 Aug 2009, 10:47, said:

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AJ says (10:40):
AJ is probably having a quiet day, backing up some stuff off of his mother's computer, and then getting his hair cut.
Pretty sure I could do your day: Work for an hour, spend rest of time doing nothing in particular
Wizard says (10:40):
how very dare you
Wizard says (10:41):
I do more like 90 minutes
AJ says (10:41):
rofl

Lazy admin ADJUSTER is lazy :P

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[15:28] Wizard: Can we not keep shooting people in the arse
[15:28] Wizard: it's rather ghey
[15:28] Destiny: lol Wiz, I wasn't implying I shot into his arse :P
[15:29] Rich19: nice spray

Edited by Wizard, 26 August 2009 - 14:30.


#2650 Liten

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 14:32

You didn´t take the good parts D;
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