Funny quotes
#2926
Posted 02 December 2009 - 16:01
Kyle Carter said:
#2928
#2929
Posted 02 December 2009 - 18:18
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Liten: Seals?
Liten: You be thinking of Norway dude
Chyros: so what do you make the meatballs out of?
Chyros: bear meat or penguin meat?
Liten: Cake.
Chyros: how interesting
Liten: This is the part when you ask what we make the cakes of
Chyros: you just beat me to it mate
Chyros: bear meat or penguin meat?
Liten: Cake.
Chyros: how interesting
Liten: This is the part when you scribble down some notes
Chyros: way ahead of you partner
Liten: Oh dear...
Liten:
Chyros: well mister Fred, we have read through your previous file and re-evaluated your current status but I'm afraid we're going to have to keep you in this mental hospital for at least two more years.
Liten: No.
Liten escapes
Chyros slams padded door shut
Liten has already escaped
Liten looks the door on his way out
Liten: Oh dear D:
Liten: Failure
Chyros pities Liten's imaginary escape
Chyros: his mental condition is getting worse, doctor
Chyros: I think his delusions of escape are going to drag him down
Liten: This is the part when you laugh and I walk away to waych Simpsons
Chyros: heheheheheh
Liten: *watch
Liten: Oh!
Liten: I almost forgot
Liten: If you don´t quote this, you fail
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#2930
Posted 05 December 2009 - 10:34
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[FS] TheDR: Whoops
Liten: I demand 12 £!
Liten: I still don´t see said voting thread D!
[FS] TheDR: Give me a chance!
[FS] TheDR: It takes ages to do it...
Liten: Oh...
Liten: Sorry D!
Liten sneaks out the backdoor
[FS] TheDR: It takes ages to add three poll questions
[FS] TheDR: And to set up every picture ect
Liten: D:
Liten: You could always get a bot to do the job XP
[FS] TheDR: I can't give AJ any more jobs tbh
Liten:
[FS] TheDR: AJ = Bot
Liten: I see...
Liten: Wake him up and then push him around!
[FS] TheDR: Created by Dauth in the fires of Mordor!
Liten: Since he will be too tired to resist
Liten: Oh Snap!
Liten: Epic plot twist!
[FS] TheDR: AJ, one bot to rule them all!
[FS] TheDR: AJ, one bot to guide them!
Liten: Oh dear...
[FS] TheDR: AJ, one bot to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Liten pushes AJ into the fires of Mt:Studios
[FS] TheDR hears AJ scream.
[FS] TheDR: It's... over?
Liten: Maybe..
[FS] TheDR: Whats that metallic like hand, its coming out of the fire!
[FS] TheDR: I knew it all along!
Liten: Oh dear..
Liten: Not TAJ!
[FS] TheDR: Indeed!
F O R T H E N S
#2931
Posted 05 December 2009 - 21:48
#2933
Posted 07 December 2009 - 22:40
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Nid (nidmeister): nah that was so last weeek
Nem (nemisis54): this is the one about the porn
Nid (nidmeister): I still have one though
Nid (nidmeister): okay
Nid (nidmeister): seriously
Nid (nidmeister): Elbow Deep
Seamus (c*ntdestroyer): yeah
Nid (nidmeister): what was she like a bucket?
Nid (nidmeister): or did you have your hand in the wrong hole
Nem (nemisis54): LOL
Braders (braders5b): LOL!
#2934
Posted 07 December 2009 - 23:18
Nidmeister, on 7 Dec 2009, 22:40, said:
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Nid (nidmeister): nah that was so last weeek
Nem (nemisis54): this is the one about the porn
Nid (nidmeister): I still have one though
Nid (nidmeister): okay
Nid (nidmeister): seriously
Nid (nidmeister): Elbow Deep
Seamus (c*ntdestroyer): yeah
Nid (nidmeister): what was she like a bucket?
Nid (nidmeister): or did you have your hand in the wrong hole
Nem (nemisis54): LOL
Braders (braders5b): LOL!
Brad avert your eyes, thats adult talk.
#2935
Posted 09 December 2009 - 03:15
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WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): What game.
cuntdestroyer: rise of nations
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Ask Nem.
Nem (nemisis54): Ask Numbers.
WNxNumbers (98714123340): Ask Soup.
cuntdestroyer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#2936
Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:47
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Sounds pretty usual for women between the ages of 16-25
Warbzy says:
Been doing surveys have you haha
Alex says:
I'm basing it off personal experience
Warbzy says:
So you've had experience with the older ladyfolk huh? xD
Alex says:
I like the naive ones more, they're easier
#2937
Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:10
W!, on 10 Dec 2009, 1:47, said:
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Sounds pretty usual for women between the ages of 16-25
Warbzy says:
Been doing surveys have you haha
Alex says:
I'm basing it off personal experience
Warbzy says:
So you've had experience with the older ladyfolk huh? xD
Alex says:
I like the naive ones more, they're easier
Now I just look like a complete womaniser... damn out of context quotes.
#2938
Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:13
AJ, on 10 Dec 2009, 3:10, said:
W!, on 10 Dec 2009, 1:47, said:
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Sounds pretty usual for women between the ages of 16-25
Warbzy says:
Been doing surveys have you haha
Alex says:
I'm basing it off personal experience
Warbzy says:
So you've had experience with the older ladyfolk huh? xD
Alex says:
I like the naive ones more, they're easier
Now I just look like a complete womaniser... damn out of context quotes.
Its quite the opposite, women use AJ.
#2939
Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:19
#2940
Posted 16 December 2009 - 21:35
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[22:35] Slye_Fox: but the box is warm
[22:36] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Just think outside of it, not go outside of it
[22:36] Slye_Fox: but i'll get brain freeze
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
#2941
Posted 16 December 2009 - 22:39
#2942
Posted 27 December 2009 - 12:18
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go to sleep
Derf - Must... find.... something... to... do.... boredom... killing..... dying... says (11:15 PM):
?
im in hk dumbass
LÄUFT! says (11:15 PM):
lol
Derf - Must... find.... something... to... do.... boredom... killing..... dying... says (11:15 PM):
>_>
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Covalent Bond.
#2943
Posted 29 December 2009 - 11:28
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(11:27:24 AM) Wizard: you call me old
(11:27:36 AM) Ben:Dauth: I iPlayer it
(11:27:43 AM) Ben:Dauth: and dont play golf
(11:28:06 AM) Wizard: golf isn't old
(11:28:18 AM) Wizard: until you play it.....shuddup
(11:28:39 AM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes
#2944
Posted 30 December 2009 - 13:07
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8:51 PM - Destiny cries
8:51 PM - Liten: Orly? :L
8:52 PM - Destiny: The ghosts of the meatballs that were eaten so deliciously by you savage humans...
8:52 PM - Liten: ?
8:52 PM - Destiny: ...never mind.
8:53 PM - Liten: Meatballs don't create ghosts
8:53 PM - Liten: Maybe the animals we slaughter to get them create ghosts, but not the meatball itself |:
8:53 PM - Destiny: But...the meatballs...!
8:54 PM - Destiny: They were still devoured!
8:54 PM - Liten: They don't turn into ghosts because they were devoured |:
8:55 PM - Destiny: But devouring meatballs killed them!
8:55 PM - Liten: No
8:56 PM - Liten: Meatballs don't have spirits
8:56 PM - Liten: Hence no ghost
8:56 PM - Destiny: But their existence as a meatball!
8:56 PM - Liten: True
8:56 PM - Destiny haunts Liten
8:56 PM - Liten: but they don't have souls or spirits
8:57 PM - Liten is unaffected of the haunting
8:57 PM - Destiny: But their existence was ended...and voila, ghosts.
8:57 PM - Liten: Fo there to be ghosts there must be souls of living things
8:57 PM - Liten: Meatballs don't live
8:57 PM - Liten: Hence no ghost
8:58 PM - Liten: Don't know how to respond to that huh? >:V
8:58 PM - Destiny: Eh?
8:58 PM - Destiny: I was busy eating an apple
8:59 PM - Destiny: Soon it will become a ghost too
8:59 PM - Liten: No
8:59 PM - Liten: Apples do not think
8:59 PM - Liten: Hence theyy do not live
8:59 PM - Liten: Hence no ghost
9:00 PM - Liten: You have been defeated
9:00 PM - Destiny: Poor things...being devoured by humans and only serving their purpose for so short, unable to live.
9:00 PM - Liten: Don't worry
9:00 PM - Liten: They don't live, so they won't feel anything
9:01 PM - Destiny: But their ghosts will come back and haunt me!
9:01 PM - Liten: Nor will they ever know that they existed
9:01 PM - Liten: *Acepalm*
9:01 PM - Destiny: Apples were fruits!
9:01 PM - Destiny: Fruits are living things!
9:01 PM - Destiny: Wait
9:01 PM - Destiny: Apples are fruits!
9:01 PM - Liten: They do not think, hence they do not live
9:02 PM - Destiny: False
9:02 PM - Liten: Truth
9:02 PM - Destiny: Trees are living things. Plants are living things.
9:02 PM - Liten: We don'r eat plants and trees
9:03 PM - Destiny: Plies
9:03 PM - Destiny: I eat veggies
9:03 PM - Liten: They ain't plants
9:03 PM - Destiny: But they're still living things
9:03 PM - Liten: Nou
A silly conversation on Steam after Chyros made that ghost meatball joke in LPTPW.
#2945
Posted 30 December 2009 - 13:08
Kyle Carter said:
#2946
Posted 30 December 2009 - 14:33
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#2947
Posted 30 December 2009 - 15:02
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Liten: Because they have no soul
Liten: Is this going anywhere?
Liten: :V
[FS] TheDR: Why don't they?
[FS] TheDR: (Yeah it is)
Liten: Because they do not think
[FS] TheDR: Then, do Jellyfish have no souls?
Liten: If you have the slightes of brain activity, then you have a soul and can become a ghost
[FS] TheDR: Jellyfish don't have a brain.
Liten: Do they live?
[FS] TheDR: Yes
Liten: Orly?
[FS] TheDR: They float about in the sea.
[FS] TheDR: Alive.
Liten: YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY DO!
[FS] TheDR: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish
[FS] TheDR: Jellyfish do not have a brain or central nervous system
[FS] TheDR: Ta Da!
Liten: I'll make an exeption of this one :V
[FS] TheDR: So, do you get Jellyfish ghosts?
Liten: First things first
Liten: Do ghosts exist?
Liten: I think I got you there V:
[FS] TheDR: Hypothetically for this conversation they do
Liten: Hmm...
Liten: I'm not sure...
Liten:
Liten: We should ask our ghost!
[FS] TheDR: Is it a Jellyfish?
Liten: no
Liten: But he/she/it is apperantly a ghost, and he/she/it should know if there is Jellyfishes in the afterlife, correct?
[FS] TheDR: Sure go for it.
[FS] TheDR: " The box jellyfish has no brain, but does have four clusters of six well-developed eyes. These eyes allow them to hunt prey, as well as to use landmarks outside the water for navigation.
" Box jellies have colour perception"
[FS] TheDR: What!?
[FS] TheDR: D:
Liten: *Assplodes*
Liten: I don't think there is any Jellyfishes in the afterlife
[FS] TheDR: D:
[FS] TheDR: But they can see!
Liten: BUT!
Liten: THEY!
Liten: CAN'T!
Liten: WITHOUT!
Liten: A!
Liten: BRAIN!
Liten: THAT!
Liten: CALCULATES!
Liten: THE!
Liten: INFORMATION!
Liten: *Assplodes again*
F O R T H E N S
#2948
Posted 30 December 2009 - 15:04
Kyle Carter said:
#2949
Posted 30 December 2009 - 15:48
#2950
Posted 30 December 2009 - 20:19
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(8:18:57 PM) Wizard: you haven't even bought me dinner?
(8:19:19 PM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes
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