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#2926 Liten

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 16:01

I don´t see how it can be so cold in England that AJ will miss a shoot when we hardly get temeratures under the freezing point here, it makes no sense...
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 02 December 2009 - 16:04

View PostLiten, on 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, said:

I don´t see how it can be so cold in England that AJ will miss a shoot when we hardly get temeratures under the freezing point here, it makes no sense...


Because AJ is a pussy.
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#2928 Liten

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 16:06

View PostIon Cannon!, on 2 Dec 2009, 17:04, said:

View PostLiten, on 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, said:

I don´t see how it can be so cold in England that AJ will miss a shoot when we hardly get temeratures under the freezing point here, it makes no sense...


Because AJ is a pussy.

Makes sense.
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 02 December 2009 - 18:18

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Chyros: and you only eat fish, seals and meatballs, right? 8|
Liten: Seals?
Liten: You be thinking of Norway dude :D
Chyros: so what do you make the meatballs out of?
Chyros: bear meat or penguin meat? |8
Liten: Cake.
Chyros: how interesting 8|
Liten: This is the part when you ask what we make the cakes of :read:
Chyros: you just beat me to it mate :D
Chyros: bear meat or penguin meat? |8
Liten: Cake.
Chyros: how interesting 8|
Liten: This is the part when you scribble down some notes :D
Chyros: way ahead of you partner |8
Liten: Oh dear...
Liten: D8
Chyros: well mister Fred, we have read through your previous file and re-evaluated your current status but I'm afraid we're going to have to keep you in this mental hospital for at least two more years.
Liten: No.
Liten escapes
Chyros slams padded door shut
Liten has already escaped
Liten looks the door on his way out

Liten: Oh dear D:
Liten: Failure
Chyros pities Liten's imaginary escape
Chyros: his mental condition is getting worse, doctor
Chyros: I think his delusions of escape are going to drag him down
Liten: This is the part when you laugh and I walk away to waych Simpsons
Chyros: heheheheheh 8|
Liten: *watch
Liten: Oh!
Liten: I almost forgot
Liten: If you don´t quote this, you fail
He himself closed the window already though, so he had me quote it for him 8| .
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#2930 TheDR

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 10:34

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Liten: Wen SSOTM Voting? D!
[FS] TheDR: Whoops |8
Liten: I demand 12 £!
Liten: I still don´t see said voting thread D!
[FS] TheDR: Give me a chance!
[FS] TheDR: It takes ages to do it...
Liten: Oh...
Liten: Sorry D!
Liten sneaks out the backdoor
[FS] TheDR: It takes ages to add three poll questions 8|
[FS] TheDR: And to set up every picture ect
Liten: D:
Liten: You could always get a bot to do the job XP
[FS] TheDR: I can't give AJ any more jobs tbh :P
Liten: D8
[FS] TheDR: AJ = Bot
Liten: I see...
Liten: Wake him up and then push him around!
[FS] TheDR: Created by Dauth in the fires of Mordor!
Liten: Since he will be too tired to resist :sly:
Liten: Oh Snap!
Liten: Epic plot twist!
[FS] TheDR: AJ, one bot to rule them all!
[FS] TheDR: AJ, one bot to guide them!
Liten: Oh dear...
[FS] TheDR: AJ, one bot to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Liten pushes AJ into the fires of Mt:Studios
[FS] TheDR hears AJ scream.
[FS] TheDR: It's... over?
Liten: Maybe.. :read:
[FS] TheDR: Whats that metallic like hand, its coming out of the fire!
[FS] TheDR: I knew it all along!
Liten: Oh dear..
Liten: Not TAJ!
[FS] TheDR: Indeed!

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#2931 Destiny

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 21:48

What kind of things do you people discuss on MSN about?! |8
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#2932 Liten

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 23:27

View PostDestiny, on 5 Dec 2009, 22:48, said:

What kind of things do you people discuss on MSN about?! |8

This was Steam but I see your point 8|
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 22:40

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Seamus (c*ntdestroyer): so this one time i was about elbow deep in this girl
Nid (nidmeister): nah that was so last weeek
Nem (nemisis54): this is the one about the porn
Nid (nidmeister): I still have one though
Nid (nidmeister): okay
Nid (nidmeister): seriously
Nid (nidmeister): Elbow Deep
Seamus (c*ntdestroyer): yeah
Nid (nidmeister): what was she like a bucket?
Nid (nidmeister): or did you have your hand in the wrong hole
Nem (nemisis54): LOL
Braders (braders5b): LOL!

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#2934 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 23:18

View PostNidmeister, on 7 Dec 2009, 22:40, said:

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Seamus (c*ntdestroyer): so this one time i was about elbow deep in this girl
Nid (nidmeister): nah that was so last weeek
Nem (nemisis54): this is the one about the porn
Nid (nidmeister): I still have one though
Nid (nidmeister): okay
Nid (nidmeister): seriously
Nid (nidmeister): Elbow Deep
Seamus (c*ntdestroyer): yeah
Nid (nidmeister): what was she like a bucket?
Nid (nidmeister): or did you have your hand in the wrong hole
Nem (nemisis54): LOL
Braders (braders5b): LOL!



Brad avert your eyes, thats adult talk.
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Posted 09 December 2009 - 03:15

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cuntdestroyer: i need to know how to get this game to work
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): What game.
cuntdestroyer: rise of nations
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Ask Nem.
Nem (nemisis54): Ask Numbers.
WNxNumbers (98714123340): Ask Soup.
cuntdestroyer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


#2936 Warbz

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:47

My rambling about crazy-in-the-membrane ladywomens leads to:

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Alex says:
Sounds pretty usual for women between the ages of 16-25
Warbzy says:
Been doing surveys have you haha
Alex says:
I'm basing it off personal experience :D
Warbzy says:
So you've had experience with the older ladyfolk huh? xD
Alex says:
I like the naive ones more, they're easier 8|


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Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:10

View PostW!, on 10 Dec 2009, 1:47, said:

My rambling about crazy-in-the-membrane ladywomens leads to:

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Alex says:
Sounds pretty usual for women between the ages of 16-25
Warbzy says:
Been doing surveys have you haha
Alex says:
I'm basing it off personal experience :D
Warbzy says:
So you've had experience with the older ladyfolk huh? xD
Alex says:
I like the naive ones more, they're easier 8|


Now I just look like a complete womaniser... damn out of context quotes.
For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:13

View PostAJ, on 10 Dec 2009, 3:10, said:

View PostW!, on 10 Dec 2009, 1:47, said:

My rambling about crazy-in-the-membrane ladywomens leads to:

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Alex says:
Sounds pretty usual for women between the ages of 16-25
Warbzy says:
Been doing surveys have you haha
Alex says:
I'm basing it off personal experience :D
Warbzy says:
So you've had experience with the older ladyfolk huh? xD
Alex says:
I like the naive ones more, they're easier 8|


Now I just look like a complete womaniser... damn out of context quotes.


Its quite the opposite, women use AJ.
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Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:19

Don't worry AJ, you're still in good standing with us. :D
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 21:35

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[22:35] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Think outside the box
[22:35] Slye_Fox: but the box is warm
[22:36] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Just think outside of it, not go outside of it
[22:36] Slye_Fox: but i'll get brain freeze

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#2941 Destiny

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 22:39

Haha, nice one Slye_Fox.
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Posted 27 December 2009 - 12:18

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LÄUFT! said (11:14 PM): ----> me
go to sleep
Derf - Must... find.... something... to... do.... boredom... killing..... dying... says (11:15 PM):
?
im in hk dumbass
LÄUFT! says (11:15 PM):
lol
Derf - Must... find.... something... to... do.... boredom... killing..... dying... says (11:15 PM):
>_>

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#2943 Dauth

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 11:28

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(11:27:03 AM) Ben:Dauth: I do prefer Now show (radio 4)
(11:27:24 AM) Wizard: you call me old
(11:27:36 AM) Ben:Dauth: I iPlayer it
(11:27:43 AM) Ben:Dauth: and dont play golf
(11:28:06 AM) Wizard: golf isn't old
(11:28:18 AM) Wizard: until you play it.....shuddup :P
(11:28:39 AM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes


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Posted 30 December 2009 - 13:07

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8:51 PM - Liten throws Ghost meatballs at Destiny
8:51 PM - Destiny cries
8:51 PM - Liten: Orly? :L
8:52 PM - Destiny: The ghosts of the meatballs that were eaten so deliciously by you savage humans...
8:52 PM - Liten: ?
8:52 PM - Destiny: ...never mind.
8:53 PM - Liten: Meatballs don't create ghosts 8|
8:53 PM - Liten: Maybe the animals we slaughter to get them create ghosts, but not the meatball itself |:
8:53 PM - Destiny: But...the meatballs...!
8:54 PM - Destiny: They were still devoured!
8:54 PM - Liten: They don't turn into ghosts because they were devoured |:
8:55 PM - Destiny: But devouring meatballs killed them!
8:55 PM - Liten: No
8:56 PM - Liten: Meatballs don't have spirits
8:56 PM - Liten: Hence no ghost
8:56 PM - Destiny: But their existence as a meatball!
8:56 PM - Liten: True
8:56 PM - Destiny haunts Liten
8:56 PM - Liten: but they don't have souls or spirits
8:57 PM - Liten is unaffected of the haunting
8:57 PM - Destiny: But their existence was ended...and voila, ghosts.
8:57 PM - Liten: Fo there to be ghosts there must be souls of living things
8:57 PM - Liten: Meatballs don't live
8:57 PM - Liten: Hence no ghost
8:58 PM - Liten: Don't know how to respond to that huh? >:V
8:58 PM - Destiny: Eh?
8:58 PM - Destiny: I was busy eating an apple

8:59 PM - Destiny: Soon it will become a ghost too
8:59 PM - Liten: No
8:59 PM - Liten: Apples do not think
8:59 PM - Liten: Hence theyy do not live
8:59 PM - Liten: Hence no ghost
9:00 PM - Liten: You have been defeated
9:00 PM - Destiny: Poor things...being devoured by humans and only serving their purpose for so short, unable to live.
9:00 PM - Liten: Don't worry
9:00 PM - Liten: They don't live, so they won't feel anything |8
9:01 PM - Destiny: But their ghosts will come back and haunt me!
9:01 PM - Liten: Nor will they ever know that they existed
9:01 PM - Liten: *Acepalm*
9:01 PM - Destiny: Apples were fruits!
9:01 PM - Destiny: Fruits are living things!
9:01 PM - Destiny: Wait
9:01 PM - Destiny: Apples are fruits!
9:01 PM - Liten: They do not think, hence they do not live
9:02 PM - Destiny: False
9:02 PM - Liten: Truth
9:02 PM - Destiny: Trees are living things. Plants are living things.
9:02 PM - Liten: We don'r eat plants and trees
9:03 PM - Destiny: Plies
9:03 PM - Destiny: I eat veggies
9:03 PM - Liten: They ain't plants
9:03 PM - Destiny: But they're still living things
9:03 PM - Liten: Nou

A silly conversation on Steam after Chyros made that ghost meatball joke in LPTPW.
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#2945 Liten

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 13:08

D:!
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#2946 Chyros

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 14:33

Of course meatballs have ghosts |8 .
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#2947 TheDR

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 15:02

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[FS] TheDR: So, if ghosts existed, why wouldn't apples have ghosts?
Liten: Because they have no soul :P
Liten: Is this going anywhere?
Liten: :V
[FS] TheDR: Why don't they?
[FS] TheDR: (Yeah it is)
Liten: Because they do not think
[FS] TheDR: Then, do Jellyfish have no souls?
Liten: If you have the slightes of brain activity, then you have a soul and can become a ghost ;)
[FS] TheDR: Jellyfish don't have a brain.
Liten: Do they live?
[FS] TheDR: Yes
Liten: Orly?
[FS] TheDR: They float about in the sea.
[FS] TheDR: Alive.
Liten: YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY DO!
[FS] TheDR: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish
[FS] TheDR: Jellyfish do not have a brain or central nervous system
[FS] TheDR: Ta Da!
Liten: I'll make an exeption of this one :V
[FS] TheDR: So, do you get Jellyfish ghosts?
Liten: First things first
Liten: Do ghosts exist?
Liten: I think I got you there V:
[FS] TheDR: Hypothetically for this conversation they do |8
Liten: Hmm...
Liten: I'm not sure...
Liten: 8|
Liten: We should ask our ghost!
[FS] TheDR: Is it a Jellyfish?
Liten: no
Liten: But he/she/it is apperantly a ghost, and he/she/it should know if there is Jellyfishes in the afterlife, correct?
[FS] TheDR: Sure go for it.
[FS] TheDR: " The box jellyfish has no brain, but does have four clusters of six well-developed eyes. These eyes allow them to hunt prey, as well as to use landmarks outside the water for navigation.
" Box jellies have colour perception"
[FS] TheDR: What!?
[FS] TheDR: D:
Liten: *Assplodes*
Liten: I don't think there is any Jellyfishes in the afterlife
[FS] TheDR: D:
[FS] TheDR: But they can see!
Liten: BUT!
Liten: THEY!
Liten: CAN'T!
Liten: WITHOUT!
Liten: A!
Liten: BRAIN!
Liten: THAT!
Liten: CALCULATES!
Liten: THE!
Liten: INFORMATION!
Liten: *Assplodes again*

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#2948 Liten

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 15:04

I hope this doesn't lead to more quotes |8
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Posted 30 December 2009 - 15:48

But Liten, the part which I told you to squeeze a jellyfish's insides out...
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Posted 30 December 2009 - 20:19

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(8:18:51 PM) Wizard: why do we need a room?
(8:18:57 PM) Wizard: you haven't even bought me dinner?
(8:19:19 PM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes




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