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[Chyros]

Hobbesy, on 26 May 2011, 22:44, said:

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3:41 PM - Chyros: I'm not anywhere near as nerdy as you are
3:41 PM - Hobbesy: You're a fucking scientist.

Says the meme boy .

Edited by Chyros, 26 May 2011 - 20:50.

[Hobbesy]

Says the guy who argues over which game's reload animations are better.

Edited by Hobbesy, 26 May 2011 - 20:53.

[Major Fuckup]

Says the guy who says my grammar is bad

[SquigPie]

Major Fuckup, on 27 May 2011, 16:23, said:

Says the guy who says my grammar is bad

Your grammar is bad.

[Ghostrider]

SquigPie, on 27 May 2011, 10:30, said:

Major Fuckup, on 27 May 2011, 16:23, said:

Says the guy who says my grammar is bad

Your grammar is bad.

Yeah it's pretty bad alright.

[Liten]

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Liten: Another reason to move to sweden
Brad: perhaps.
Liten: You could probably catch a blonde girlfriend with a nice rack if you did
Liten:
Brad: ..
Brad: that alone is probably the best reason to move there
Liten: Try a french accent
Liten: It would probably attract more chests
Brad: but.. British wit is renowned!
Liten: Yes, but we look at Britland as a whole = Posh british people with top hats, suits, monocles and gigantic teeth
Liten: Even though it's awesome, it wouldn't attract breasts
Brad: I wihs I had a tophat and monocle.
Brad: And a cape.
Brad: And a cane.
Brad: /sigh.
Brad: And yeah, that's unfortunate
Brad: But I;'m sure I could rely on my accent and 'wit'
*5 minutes pass*
Liten: I tried to make a dirty joke about having a cane, but I couldn't
Liten: I am a huge dissapointment
Liten: :<
Brad: you digust me.
Brad: how can you not relate a cane to a penis?
Brad: Liten,
Brad: I am dissapoint.
Liten: I IS SORRYS
Liten: D;

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Brad: Being British, I am also inherently lazy
Brad: We British are a lazy people.
Liten: Lazy with you canes aswell?
Brad: Our legs are fine, yet we have canes to make walking eaiser
Brad: therefore, lazier.
Liten: That "cane" was meant as "penis"
Liten: Hence, I read that sentence in a really akward way
Brad: Liten, what made you think I didn't know that?
Liten: Your general lazyness?
Liten: I figured with such lazyness your brain may be affected aswell
Brad: while that is true, I had hoped you'd take it as a penis joke.
Brad: As everyone enjoys a penis joke

[Dutchygamer]

A discussion about the logo of an army from my mod ended in this:

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Gufu zegt (23:43):
That's not symbolism.
That's Supremme Commander having fanboy reasons to make a rebelious faction.
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:44):
I couldn't care less
also
look at all the Space Marines chapters
Blood Ravens, Ultramarines, Space Wolves
Gufu zegt (23:44):
LOOK AT ENTIRE 40K
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:44):
where do those names and logos come from?
Gufu zegt (23:44):
SKUILLS
EVERYWHERE
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:45):
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
wait
that's not my faction D:
Gufu zegt (23:45):
That's Chaos.
Your faction is silent
Except a few Pariah/Lord sayings.
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:45):
Lord is silent as well
Gufu zegt (23:45):
But those are generic "Hurr the living, me so emo"
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:45):
only Pharias can speak
Gufu zegt (23:46):
Pariahs AND Necron lords.
Gufu zegt (23:47):
Pariahs because they are still part human.
Lords are well... more sentient than their Dell mass-produced brothers.
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:47):
lol
but Dells don't self-repair, or will be reconstructed every time it is KIA
Gufu zegt (23:48):
That's what they want you to think.
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:48):
you are talking about the Dells or the Necrons
Gufu zegt (23:49):
What's the difference?
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:49):
Necrons are much cooler than Dells?
Gufu zegt (23:50):
I think them to be the same thing, really.
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:50):
I think comparing Dells to Necrons is heresy
*shoots gufu Comissar-style*
Gufu zegt (23:50):
Necrons and Dells ARE heresy
YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME
I AM
Gufu zegt (23:51):
THE LORD-COMMISSAR!
I OUTBLAM YOU BY RANKING!
Richard / Dutchygamer / "Groovy!" zegt (23:51):
You outrank a Necron?
interesting...

Edited by Dutchygamer, 11 June 2011 - 21:56.

[Sgt. Rho]

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Donnie dice:
Well fusion against Angel will murder them
Sgt. Rho dice:
use the ammo with the right damage types against rats
Donnie dice:
confuuusing on first glance *checks a spreadsheet*
well this isn't bad, projectile toilets don't have a substantially bad tracking to large hybrids
Sgt. Rho dice:
projectile toilets?
Donnie dice:
*facepalms then projects a toilet at the wall*

Think Before, not just while writing?

Edited by Sgt. Rho, 19 June 2011 - 16:14.

[Wizard]

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[11:48] <+Destiny> Well that was interesting
[11:48] <+Destiny> I've gained a little insight to how Islam is
[11:49] <~Wiz> ...
[11:49] <~Wiz> I would hardly suggest that CJ be the person to give you an unbiased opinion on the teachings of the Prophet Mohammad
[11:50] <+Destiny> Nyahaha that's true
[11:50] <+Destiny> It's fine, not that it actually matters
[11:50] <+Destiny> to me anyway
[11:50] <+Destiny> because I'm going to be isolated from the world in five or six months
[11:50] <~Wiz> and the world rejoices
[11:50] <+Destiny> Yeah

Edited by Wizard, 04 July 2011 - 10:51.

[Hobbesy]

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<Wiz> Well well well period
<Hobbesy> Dammit Destiny
<Tactical_person> points at Hobbes
<Tactical_person> HE MADE ME
<Wiz> touch yourself?
<Hobbesy>
<Tactical_person> No, I did that myself.
<Wiz> k
<Wiz>
<Hobbesy> I told you Brad
<Hobbesy> I TOLD YOU DAWG
<Hobbesy> That Wiz missed you
<Tactical_person> And I said lies.
<Tactical_person> LIES.
<Hobbesy> So incredibly dearly
<Hobbesy> Yep.
<Hobbesy> Alias is up there. I'm sure he missed you too.
<Hobbesy> Or something.
<Wiz> We did miss you, Tactical Person
<Alias> whaaaaat
<Hobbesy> No, no man!
<Hobbesy> The line is
<Hobbesy> Saaaay whaaaat
<Alias> BRADLEY CRITCHLOW?
<Tactical_person> gasps
<Tactical_person> MY.. LAST NAME?!
<Hobbesy> You wouldn't believe where I had to drag him in from.
<Tactical_person> GOOD GOD MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.
<Hobbesy> Brad was with a bunch of..
<Hobbesy> ..Dutch people
<Hobbesy> Eugh
<Tactical_person> It was pretty bad.
<Alias>
<Hobbesy> Swedes too.
<Tactical_person> They almost had me wearing those silly wooden shoes.
<Hobbesy> He was covered in weed and tulips.
<Tactical_person> It was glorious.
<Hobbesy> Also he had his finger in a concrete wall for some reason.
<Tactical_person> I was experimenting.
<Alias> Did they tie you to a windmill?
<Wiz> bork bork bork

Edited by Hobbesy, 04 July 2011 - 12:55.

[Wizard]

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[13:00] * TheDR (chatzilla@lemon-F0FD52CD.range86-184.btcentralplus.com) has joined #fstudios
[13:00] <~Wiz> HOLY SHEEP!
[13:00] <~Wiz> A human Doctor
[13:00] <Krieger22> If you want. Oh hai Doctor!
[13:01] <TheDR> Afternoon gents.
[13:01] * Pav3d (Pav3d@lemon-DD4EC643.hari.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #fstudios
[13:01] <Pav3d> YAAAY
[13:01] <TheDR> Hey
[13:01] <~Wiz> FUCKING HELL
[13:01] <Pav3d> I was on the wrong server, an irc noob, is i
[13:01] * ~Wiz collapses from all the activity

[Wizard]

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[13:18] <~Wiz> Doc, when Retirbution GET?
[13:18] <~Wiz> *Retribution[13:19] <TheDR> Has it been on sale?
[13:19] <~Wiz> Derp
[13:19] <~Wiz> yes
[13:19] <TheDR> Next time its on sale then
[13:20] <~Wiz> for the amazingly low price of only £22.49, you can TLS with Liten and I
[13:21] <TheDR> I haven't spent that much on a game in a while, let alone an expansion pack.
[13:21] <Pav3d> 22:49 is way too much to pay for an old game, download only, with no box or cd
[13:21] <~Wiz> Retribution is not an old game... D:
[13:22] <~Wiz> And you can get TLS for less than that if you just get TLS standalone
[13:22] <TheDR> Box/CD doesn't really matter to me anymore.
[13:22] <~Wiz> ^ agreed
[13:22] <Pav3d> it so does!
[13:22] <~Wiz> it harms the environment
[13:22] <Pav3d> I polish my mass effect special edition boxes everyday
[13:22] <~Wiz> I bet you do
[13:22] <Pav3d> harms the enviroment, my asss
[13:22] <~Wiz> consider this
[13:22] <TheDR> Thats different, you are obsessed
[13:22] <Pav3d> sitting there and collecting dust, isnt harmful at all!
[13:23] <Pav3d> if anything its helping the environment, by collecting dust that could effect other organisms
[13:23] <Pav3d> such as dust sensitive human beings, and such
[13:23] <~Wiz> electronic only vs artificially manufactured plastic and cardboard and whatever the fuck the cd is made from
[13:23] <~Wiz> all that pollution so you can "polish your knob"
[13:23] <~Wiz> *Mass Effect CE

[Pav:3d]

CD is also made from plastic

[Wizard]

Pav:3d, on 5 Jul 2011, 13:34, said:

CD is also made from plastic

Haven't you got a your special "collectors edition" to go and polish

[Wizard]

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[14:55] * Destiny (Rabbits@lemon-EA2E690E.singnet.com.sg) has joined #fstudios
[14:58] <~Wiz> pleased to see people actually coming to the IRC these dyas
[14:58] <~Wiz> *days
[14:58] * Liten (Liten@lemon-FBEAC72C.dynamic.se.alltele.net) has joined #fstudios
[14:58] * ~Wiz spoke too soon
[14:58] <~Wiz> D:

[Krieger22]

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(7:20:23 PM) Wiz is now known as Wiz|away
(7:20:52 PM) Zhao: I don't get it , is he asking me to Wizz away -.-
(7:21:00 PM) Zhao: Cuz i don't really have to go to the bathroom:/

You won't believe what happened during that meeting of yours, Wizard.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

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(16:47:09) Wiz: bah
(16:47:15) Wiz: £250 for a trip to the vets
(16:47:15) Wiz: :|
(16:47:43) Bob: I think your kid deserves better treatment than a vets
(16:47:58) Wiz:
(16:48:02) Bob: :​D ?
(16:48:09) Alias: You have a pet?
(16:48:09) Alias: wat
(16:48:25) Alias: Is your pet a giant container ship?
(16:48:39) Bob: lol
(16:49:25) Wiz: :|

[Destiny]

[22:30] <Liten> CJ!
[22:30] <CJ> LITEN!
[22:30] <Destiny> SMIT!
[22:30] <Liten> Lets do it!
[22:31] <CJ> m'kay
[22:31] <Destiny>
[22:31] * CJ slaps Destiny
[22:31] <CJ> BAD DESTINY, BAD!

Spoiler

Context:
[22:30] <Liten> Do you haz can help me do the Portal 2 Achivement thingy?
[22:30] <CJ> I can
[22:30] <CJ> I didn't try to get that one tbh

[Wizard]

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[10:56] <~Wiz> Finally
[10:56] <~Wiz> someone else online
[11:00] <Destiny> Lovely use of the maarfixed
[11:00] <~Wiz> ty
[11:00] <Destiny> I think my replies in that thread will consist of 90% images and 10% text
[11:01] <~Wiz> as opposed to your usual replies which compose 90% gibberish and 10% links
[11:01] <~Wiz>

[Liliana]

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[08:43:50] <@Yuri> Earlier, people were enthusiastic about the SLUT, but now they say its a waste of money.

...the next day...

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[06:10:52] <@Yuri> Hi. ^^
[06:11:32] <@Yuri> I took the SLUT today. Total ripoff.

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[08:10:12] <@Yuri> I don't think I'll ride the SLUT again.
[08:10:19] <@Yuri> I don't want to risk catching something.
[08:10:29] <@Yuri> I just can't afford the price.

[Nid]

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[Kayleigh S]
hahahahah
that was on sirens the other day, a guy had a carrot stuck up his ass cause his girlfriend made him
[You]
LOL
[Kayleigh S]
'it was alright the first few inches, but its a fucking bit carrot! and then well, it just sorta got sucked up'
vile story to have to tell the doctors at hospital ahaha

This is why I love my flatmate.

Edited by Nid, 22 July 2011 - 21:42.

[Sgt. Rho]

Sgt. Rho said:
but I guess I forgot the purpose of ctrl+c
I think I'll worship that button now as my savior

Tank50us said:
having learned basic programing and webdesign, trust me... you don't just worship ctrl+C, you build a friggin church around it and offer it sacrifices

Sgt. Rho said:
lol
I need to quote that.

[CJ]

Surely you mean CTRL+S?

[Sgt. Rho]

Nope, ctrl+c and by extension ctrl+v

[Wizard]

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[08:47] <Destiny> Don't tell Bob but, I wonder if Guernsey is capable of even having rioters
[08:48] <~Wiz> I doubt they are as well
[08:48] <~Wiz> unless the cows rise up
[08:48] <Wanderer> cows with guns...
[08:49] <~Wiz> that'd be udderly awesome
[08:49] <Destiny> Cows manning the coastal artillery...
[08:49] <~Wiz> xD

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[09:41] <Destiny> I wonder why none of the major military powers have attempted a 'trap' ship =/
[09:41] <~Wiz> wat?
[09:42] <Destiny> A ship, full of military men hidden or in disguise or automated shotguns, for pirates to try and hijack
[09:43] * ~Wiz sighs
[09:43] <~Wiz> I can't even begin to start with where that sentance is wrong
[09:44] <Destiny> It's nothing wrong
[09:44] <~Wiz> is there even such a thing as _automated shotguns_ ?
[09:44] * Wanderer (Wanderer@lemon-4B717703.elisa-laajakaista.fi) Quit (Quit: )
[09:44] <Destiny> Of course
[09:44] <Destiny> Your average robotics dude can make that
[09:45] <Destiny> Buy a shotgun, build a robot that pulls the trigger, motion sensor, voila
[09:45] * ~Wiz does not blame Wanderer from leaving

Edited by Wizard, 12 August 2011 - 08:46.