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[Rai]

249. Infantries are taller than your average main battle tank and even as tall as a house. (CnC: Generals and Zero Hour.)
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Edited by Rai, 06 February 2010 - 04:13.

[cccdfern]

250. Not everything which goes up, abides by the laws of physics and returns to the earth, Rockets, missiles some planes.

Edited by CCCD, 06 February 2010 - 22:25.

[Hobbesy]

251. Everyone uses left-handed guns. They also enjoy having casings shot into their faces. (See: STALKER, FarCry 2, CS:S)

Edited by Hobbesy, 06 February 2010 - 04:45.

[Sgt. Nuker]

252: Tanks never miss their targets, even while moving. (Command and Conquer/Red Alert series)

253: Heavy armour vehicles, such as Tiger and Panther tanks, can not crush infantry. (Company of Heroes)

[Foxhound]

254: No matter how many bullets you shoot into something, it'll never just fall apart completely. (Almost every shooter ever.)

[Genrail]

255: games+mods=funest RTS ever....

Edited by genrail, 08 March 2010 - 20:31.

[Rai]

256. Even though a civilian would go off swimming in the dock, they always die when they land on water, which is bigger than them. (GTA)
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[n5p29]

257. Trains can destroy superheavy tanks or heavily fortified buildings in one hit, no exceptions! even the trains moves in a very slow speed. (Generals + ZH)

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

258. If you shoot enough bullets, old bullet holes will start disappearing

[Camille]

259. simply going home and taking a good nap will get rid of any police pursuing you for whatever crime you've committed.

[Dispenser]

260. Time stops during radio calls (Metal Gear)

[Foxhound]

261. As long as the shot is fired, the target cannot escape being hit. (World of Warcraft)

262. If you kill someone, every in the area will automatically know, even if you can do it anywhere else and not be discovered. (STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl)

Edited by Foxhound, 14 February 2010 - 19:12.

[Rai]

267. Any vehicle bumping to a tank, even from the back results into an instant explosion. (GTA)

[Libains]

268. Man has never invented a more annoying weapon than the propelled grenade. (Mw2)

[Genrail]

269. There is no linit to how many nukes are on this earth.

[Rai]

270. When your life ends you will be given 10 seconds to decide whether you fancy going again (in some circumstances this may cost you some change).

[Major Fuckup]

271. No matter what you hit you car will never get damaged (all NFS games)

[Libains]

272. Even slightly nicking a barrier at 30 miles an hour will send your car spinning madly out of control (Burnout 1)
273. Birds stuffed in the backpack of a bear can shoot eggs, shit eggs, eat eggs, carry the bear, be used as a piledriver, and as a battering ram. And still be the single most annoying thing ever put into a game (Banjo Kazooie)
274. Spaceships shoot in time to music. (Beat Hazard)

[Major Fuckup]

275. Shoving a gun up a cats arse acts like a silencer then an RPG (Postal 2)

[Jok3r]

276. Clearing a building with a long barreled M16 or a full on sniper rifle is a completely valid option.
277. No weapon will ever have a useable fire selector. Ever.
278. Varying weapons of the same caliber, with the same gas system and barrel length, will have wildly different knockdown power.
279. Your sights and optics will always be aligned. Perfectly. No shock can ever change that.
280. Wind is a non issue, no matter your range.
281. Weapons don't jam, even after you crawl through the sand with them.
282. Almost all engagements will occur within thirty feet. The effective range of handguns is exactly 29 feet.
283. Recoil is a non-issue.
284. .50 AE or BMG is the best caliber, ever.
285. Revolvers always come in magnum. Always. (In all seriousness, I have yet to see a revolver in a game of less than .357 magnum caliber.)

[Hobbesy]

286. It is still a good decision to have a gun's ejection port spit empty casings at the person who fires it. After all, the bolt moving back and forth is nice looking.

[Zhao]

287. Samus has to be authorized to use the weapons in her back.

Edited by Aaron, 26 September 2010 - 23:45.

[Pav:3d]

288. Your ammunition is infinite yet what is used to cool your gun isnt (Mass Effect 2, seriously can someone explain this one to me? )

[Major Fuckup]

289. You can use cats as silencers. Indeed i have. How about this, Cut a chicken with a sword a few times and it will call its mates over and fuck you up.

Edited by Major Fuckup, 27 September 2010 - 08:59.

[Pav:3d]

You already said that only 5 posts ago