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[AllStarZ]

WEEEEEE!!!!!
*flies away*

*crashes into the next poster*

P.S.: Spaceballs

[ultra1437]

*dodges the crash and tosses corpse(s) and wreckage at next poster*

P.S. failed giving a damn 101.

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*uses scrap to make a Metal Gear Rex*
*shots a nuke railgun at next poster*(u cant intersept it or know its comeing its a projectile not a missle)

Edited by Bluntman, 18 May 2006 - 21:34.

[Foxhound]

*nuke railgun misses*
haha your aim is teh sux
*shoots gattliing gun at bluntman*
*throws a bottle of blood to next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

gives bottle of blood to passing vampire

kills vampire, steals loot, makes fortune, and passes vampire corpse along.

[Comr4de]

*Jesus ressurects C0|V|R4DE and hands him holy water*
*C0|V|R4DE loads holy water on the latest water gun and sprays the vampire corpse before its passed into him, desinigrating the corpse instantly. Throws watergun away*
*Grabs Shotgun and grenades and attacks the next poster*

[Rumpullpus]

grabs shotgun shells and granades with my super uber matrix skills
and throws the Davinci code book at next poster

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*shots the book in midair with my metal gear*
*throws paper ashes at next poster*

[ultra1437]

*gets hit by ashes and turns black*
"hey WTF?!"
*throws a tanker (ship) at next poster

[Comr4de]

*attaches the antimatter propulsion units onto the ship and sends it towards the sky where it disapears into the stars*
*Grabs a RPG and hits the metal gear*
*Metal gear collapses on the next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*metal gear colapses on me but i get in though the escape hatch*
*lol just a scratch by an rpg on my metal gear because of my perfect armor *
*fix it*
*add point defence lazers to it*
*steps on C0|V|R4DE with my metal gear he becomes paste*
*fires 2 anti tank missles ,2 anti personel missles,a lazer , C0|V|R4DE paste and machineguns at next poster *

Edited by Bluntman, 19 May 2006 - 17:17.

[AllStarZ]

*All projectiles disappear before they hit me*

*Jumps into a GTF Perseus*

*Fires several Harpoon Aspect-seeking missiles at the next poster*

[Jordan]

*Fires ECM to deflect missiles*

*Eats a pie*

*Throws a surprise pie at next poster*

[Quote post if you want to ruin the surprise]

A plank of wood on a spring is loaded inside it so it will smack the next poster in the face

[DreadNot]

*catches pie and eats it*
"oh how gay!... Apple..."
*runs RC car into next poster with C4 attached to it*
(boom)

Edited by Reaper, 19 May 2006 - 22:26.

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*lol a an rc car*
*uses metal gear to step on it*
*lol a scratch under the legs*
*steps on the next poster*

[DreadNot]

*steps to the left*
*reaches into pocket and pull out a rubber band, a paper clip, a string, some quarters and a an old bag of pop corn*
"uh.... Well I'm not McGuiver....."
*starts throwing all those objects at the giant metallic monster, then runs away.*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*Fires and shots anti reaper missles*
*fires all of its guns at the half dead reaper*
*reloads*
*throws dead body*

[elcidcampeon]

Ducks as the body flies away.
hacks into metal gear and shuts it down.
Drills a small hole, and fills the metalgear with noxious Chlorine gas and CO gas.
Plugs the tiny hole and seals the metal gear up.
Watches as Bluntman writhes and dies inside the metal gear.
Throws metal gear into sun and it melts and is crushed under intense gravity.


tosses a lillopop at the next poster.

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*comes back to life useing my 5 wishes from the sun jinie*
*makes an undriable defencive perfect flying metal gear rex while sucking on lillopop*
*kills elcidcampeon by torruring him to death*
*shots a voley of nuke tiped missles*

[elcidcampeon]

(wakes Bluntman out of his dream and shows him that he never had and never will have a metal gear, and that he is a regular joe schmoe and will never rise above it)

(tosses wet noodles at next poster)

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

*YOU WOKE ME UP i will kill u again*
*eats noddles*
*buys a fa22 raptor*
*gives an fa22 to next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

(thinks Bluntman is one bizarre and delusional ... nutcase)
(takes F/A-22, recycles it, and buys a ford GT)
(tosses keys to next poster)

[Moosy Crisp]

*melts keys into bullets*
*reloads them and trys to kill Werewolf*
*Dammit, not silver*
*chucks pure silver pizza cutter at Werewolf*
*kills it, cuts off big toe and passes it to next poster*

[DreadNot]

*catches the big toe*
"eeeewwww"
*throws a bed post at next poster*

[elcidcampeon]

(lights bedpost on fire, sticks into giant cake filled with cream of many sorts, and passes the flaming cake to next poster)