OMG! War at Wal-Mart!
DreadNot
16 Jul 2006
*punches a leprachaun in the face*
"short people don't stand a chance against me!"
*punts another leprachaun into a rake and it gets killed*
"short people don't stand a chance against me!"
*punts another leprachaun into a rake and it gets killed*
Moosy Crisp
16 Jul 2006
* shoots Albatrosses in the face with 12 gauge slugs*
* kicks leprechauns in the arse*
* ties one arm behind my back, and wins the swimming race*
Ha!
* kicks leprechauns in the arse*
* ties one arm behind my back, and wins the swimming race*
Ha!
DreadNot
16 Jul 2006
*grabs scythe and slashes leprachauns*
*kicks another one into the aquarium.*
*kicks another one into the aquarium.*
Comr4de
16 Jul 2006
This hasnt gotten out of control 
*throws fishing net at 'Crisp so he wont win race*
*runs behind everyone with guns and hits them with a bucket so they wont be able to see, then trips them with foot*

*throws fishing net at 'Crisp so he wont win race*
*runs behind everyone with guns and hits them with a bucket so they wont be able to see, then trips them with foot*

Sgt. Nuker
16 Jul 2006
Forget the race, now it's a competition to see who can kill/capture/maim/destroy/pop the most leprachauns.
*shoves tiny tactical nukes down three leprachauns shorts and watches the insanity*
*rolls the tires coming from the auto department over 4 more leprachauns*
*jumps up on top of aisle shelves and shot guns a horde of leprachauns running at Co|\/|r4de and Forgotten*
*shoves tiny tactical nukes down three leprachauns shorts and watches the insanity*
*rolls the tires coming from the auto department over 4 more leprachauns*
*jumps up on top of aisle shelves and shot guns a horde of leprachauns running at Co|\/|r4de and Forgotten*
Moosy Crisp
16 Jul 2006
Goddamn it! I was winning too! Oh well.
* throws leprechaun at Comrade and watches as it latches on to his neck*
Muahahahahahaha!
* gets out crowbar and smacks the leprechauns*
* throws leprechaun at Comrade and watches as it latches on to his neck*
Muahahahahahaha!
* gets out crowbar and smacks the leprechauns*
Sgt. Nuker
16 Jul 2006
*Looks at Moosy: "dude, the race never even started"*
*Punts two leprachauns into a basketball hoop*
*shoves a McDonald's Big Mac down a leprachauns throat and watches him turn every color in the rainbow*
*Punts two leprachauns into a basketball hoop*
*shoves a McDonald's Big Mac down a leprachauns throat and watches him turn every color in the rainbow*
Moosy Crisp
17 Jul 2006
Hey, I can have a dream!
* wins the race anyways*
Yes!
* gets out the lawn mower and starts wreaking havoc on the leprechauns*
* wins the race anyways*
Yes!
* gets out the lawn mower and starts wreaking havoc on the leprechauns*
Soul
17 Jul 2006
"I wonder"
*Let's out charged energy*
"Crap!"
*Destroys everyone and everything including self*
*The walmart survives as a flonting rock in space everyone respawns*
"Well that was a dumb idea"
*Everyone kills me 5 times over for blowing them all up*
"Sorry I got bored"
*Let's out charged energy*
"Crap!"
*Destroys everyone and everything including self*
*The walmart survives as a flonting rock in space everyone respawns*
"Well that was a dumb idea"
*Everyone kills me 5 times over for blowing them all up*
"Sorry I got bored"
Sgt. Nuker
17 Jul 2006
*Gets on riding mower with 25 horse power and an industrial sized cutting deck*
*Jumps off at last moment as the mower propels itself toward the leprachaun base*
*Mower chops and mulches 10 leprachauns on the way and hits the freezer in front of the leprachaun base*
*Chaos ensues from there*
*Watches and ducks as 50 leprachuans (and their apendages) fall from the ceiling as a result of the explosion*
Edited by Major Nuker, 17 July 2006 - 00:16.
*Jumps off at last moment as the mower propels itself toward the leprachaun base*
*Mower chops and mulches 10 leprachauns on the way and hits the freezer in front of the leprachaun base*
*Chaos ensues from there*
*Watches and ducks as 50 leprachuans (and their apendages) fall from the ceiling as a result of the explosion*
Edited by Major Nuker, 17 July 2006 - 00:16.
Nuke General
17 Jul 2006
Finds every leprachaun in the store, douses them with gas and purns them alive. Then goes and captures all the the leprachauns the store will ever need
Moosy Crisp
17 Jul 2006
*Uses Snore Bomb to burst everone's ear drums*
* glass shatters and stuff*
It.......is done!
* glass shatters and stuff*
It.......is done!
Nuke General
17 Jul 2006
Pokes omega with a pointy stick and then slaps him repeatedly after he won't wake up.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, my ears, 10 min later, ok, im better
Edited by Nuke General, 17 July 2006 - 03:05.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, my ears, 10 min later, ok, im better
Edited by Nuke General, 17 July 2006 - 03:05.
Alie
17 Jul 2006
*stuffs a hard and giant cookie into Omega's mouth hoping he would snore diferently*