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OMG! War at Wal-Mart!

Soul's Photo Soul 16 Jul 2006

"Ah shit!"
*Jumps out of the way*
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DreadNot's Photo DreadNot 16 Jul 2006

*punches a leprachaun in the face*
"short people don't stand a chance against me!"
*punts another leprachaun into a rake and it gets killed*
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Soul's Photo Soul 16 Jul 2006

*Runs and slices 10 leperchan's in a row*
"To easy"
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 16 Jul 2006

* shoots Albatrosses in the face with 12 gauge slugs*
* kicks leprechauns in the arse*
* ties one arm behind my back, and wins the swimming race*
Ha!
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DreadNot's Photo DreadNot 16 Jul 2006

*grabs scythe and slashes leprachauns*
*kicks another one into the aquarium.*
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Comr4de's Photo Comr4de 16 Jul 2006

This hasnt gotten out of control :P
*throws fishing net at 'Crisp so he wont win race*
*runs behind everyone with guns and hits them with a bucket so they wont be able to see, then trips them with foot*
:P
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Alias's Photo Alias 16 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 16 Jul 2006

Forget the race, now it's a competition to see who can kill/capture/maim/destroy/pop the most leprachauns.

*shoves tiny tactical nukes down three leprachauns shorts and watches the insanity*

*rolls the tires coming from the auto department over 4 more leprachauns*

*jumps up on top of aisle shelves and shot guns a horde of leprachauns running at Co|\/|r4de and Forgotten*
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Alias's Photo Alias 16 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Soul's Photo Soul 16 Jul 2006

"Let's go!"
*Pulls out laser cannon*
"Good bye"
*Takes out 30 leperchans*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 16 Jul 2006

Goddamn it! I was winning too! Oh well.
* throws leprechaun at Comrade and watches as it latches on to his neck*
Muahahahahahaha!
* gets out crowbar and smacks the leprechauns*
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 16 Jul 2006

*Looks at Moosy: "dude, the race never even started"*

*Punts two leprachauns into a basketball hoop*

*shoves a McDonald's Big Mac down a leprachauns throat and watches him turn every color in the rainbow*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 17 Jul 2006

Hey, I can have a dream!
* wins the race anyways*
Yes!
* gets out the lawn mower and starts wreaking havoc on the leprechauns*
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Soul's Photo Soul 17 Jul 2006

"I wonder"
*Let's out charged energy*
"Crap!"
*Destroys everyone and everything including self*
*The walmart survives as a flonting rock in space everyone respawns*
"Well that was a dumb idea"
*Everyone kills me 5 times over for blowing them all up*
"Sorry I got bored"
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 17 Jul 2006

*Gets on riding mower with 25 horse power and an industrial sized cutting deck*

*Jumps off at last moment as the mower propels itself toward the leprachaun base*

*Mower chops and mulches 10 leprachauns on the way and hits the freezer in front of the leprachaun base*

*Chaos ensues from there*

*Watches and ducks as 50 leprachuans (and their apendages) fall from the ceiling as a result of the explosion*
Edited by Major Nuker, 17 July 2006 - 00:16.
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Nuke General's Photo Nuke General 17 Jul 2006

Finds every leprachaun in the store, douses them with gas and purns them alive. Then goes and captures all the the leprachauns the store will ever need
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Alias's Photo Alias 17 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 17 Jul 2006

* uses Omega's snores to make a wmd*
It is evil....it is so evil!
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Whitey's Photo Whitey 17 Jul 2006

Buys a soda.
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Soul's Photo Soul 17 Jul 2006

*Gives Omega wake up pills to get him to stop sleeping*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 17 Jul 2006

*Uses Snore Bomb to burst everone's ear drums*
* glass shatters and stuff*
It.......is done!
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Nuke General's Photo Nuke General 17 Jul 2006

Pokes omega with a pointy stick and then slaps him repeatedly after he won't wake up.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, my ears, 10 min later, ok, im better
Edited by Nuke General, 17 July 2006 - 03:05.
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Alias's Photo Alias 17 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Alie's Photo Alie 17 Jul 2006

*stuffs a hard and giant cookie into Omega's mouth hoping he would snore diferently*
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Soul's Photo Soul 17 Jul 2006

*Stuffs wake up pills down Omega's throut so he'll wake the fuck up*
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