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[Soul]

"Ah shit!"
*Jumps out of the way*

[DreadNot]

*punches a leprachaun in the face*
"short people don't stand a chance against me!"
*punts another leprachaun into a rake and it gets killed*

[Soul]

*Runs and slices 10 leperchan's in a row*
"To easy"

[Moosy Crisp]

* shoots Albatrosses in the face with 12 gauge slugs*
* kicks leprechauns in the arse*
* ties one arm behind my back, and wins the swimming race*
Ha!

[DreadNot]

*grabs scythe and slashes leprachauns*
*kicks another one into the aquarium.*

[Comr4de]

This hasnt gotten out of control
*throws fishing net at 'Crisp so he wont win race*
*runs behind everyone with guns and hits them with a bucket so they wont be able to see, then trips them with foot*

[Alias]

*snores*

[Sgt. Nuker]

Forget the race, now it's a competition to see who can kill/capture/maim/destroy/pop the most leprachauns.

*shoves tiny tactical nukes down three leprachauns shorts and watches the insanity*

*rolls the tires coming from the auto department over 4 more leprachauns*

*jumps up on top of aisle shelves and shot guns a horde of leprachauns running at Co|\/|r4de and Forgotten*

[Alias]

*snores*

[Soul]

"Let's go!"
*Pulls out laser cannon*
"Good bye"
*Takes out 30 leperchans*

[Moosy Crisp]

Goddamn it! I was winning too! Oh well.
* throws leprechaun at Comrade and watches as it latches on to his neck*
Muahahahahahaha!
* gets out crowbar and smacks the leprechauns*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Looks at Moosy: "dude, the race never even started"*

*Punts two leprachauns into a basketball hoop*

*shoves a McDonald's Big Mac down a leprachauns throat and watches him turn every color in the rainbow*

[Moosy Crisp]

Hey, I can have a dream!
* wins the race anyways*
Yes!
* gets out the lawn mower and starts wreaking havoc on the leprechauns*

[Soul]

"I wonder"
*Let's out charged energy*
"Crap!"
*Destroys everyone and everything including self*
*The walmart survives as a flonting rock in space everyone respawns*
"Well that was a dumb idea"
*Everyone kills me 5 times over for blowing them all up*
"Sorry I got bored"

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Gets on riding mower with 25 horse power and an industrial sized cutting deck*

*Jumps off at last moment as the mower propels itself toward the leprachaun base*

*Mower chops and mulches 10 leprachauns on the way and hits the freezer in front of the leprachaun base*

*Chaos ensues from there*

*Watches and ducks as 50 leprachuans (and their apendages) fall from the ceiling as a result of the explosion*

Edited by Major Nuker, 17 July 2006 - 00:16.

[Nuke General]

Finds every leprachaun in the store, douses them with gas and purns them alive. Then goes and captures all the the leprachauns the store will ever need

[Alias]

*snores*

[Moosy Crisp]

* uses Omega's snores to make a wmd*
It is evil....it is so evil!

[Whitey]

Buys a soda.

[Soul]

*Gives Omega wake up pills to get him to stop sleeping*

[Moosy Crisp]

*Uses Snore Bomb to burst everone's ear drums*
* glass shatters and stuff*
It.......is done!

[Nuke General]

Pokes omega with a pointy stick and then slaps him repeatedly after he won't wake up.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, my ears, 10 min later, ok, im better

Edited by Nuke General, 17 July 2006 - 03:05.

[Alias]

*snores*

[Alie]

*stuffs a hard and giant cookie into Omega's mouth hoping he would snore diferently*

[Soul]

*Stuffs wake up pills down Omega's throut so he'll wake the fuck up*