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[TheDR]

Granted you can die but your family watches which is pain for them.

I can use the force.

Edited by The Dr, 29 May 2007 - 11:35.

[Strategia]

Granted, but you get a feeling as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, and you go insane.

I wish for life to go on as normal.

[Hobbesy]

Life goes on as normal, yet considering war is quite normal in modern life a war happens which soon escelates into a nuclear arms race. The world goes bye bye.

I wish there was a period at the end of this sentance

Edited by Hobbes1098, 29 May 2007 - 20:12.

[ultra1437]

Hobbes1098, on 29 May 2007, 16:11, said:

I wish there was a period at the end of this sentance

granted but the sentance doesnt like having a period on the end of it, and kills you.

i wish i had a sniper rifle in my hands, pointed away from me, fully loaded, and 3 extra clips of ammo.

edit- clarification.

Edited by ultra1437, 29 May 2007 - 23:11.

[MOABMAN]

granted, but it's kick breaks your shoulder.

i wish nothing bad could happen. (ha!)

[Dr HaxX]

Granted, but unspecified as to who nothing bad happens to. From this point onward nothing bad will happen to sea cucumbers in the caspian sea under the age of 8 months plus 3.

I wish a moderator would lock this spammy thread.

Edited by Dr HaxX, 30 May 2007 - 03:17.

[Ðåñž Q]

Granted, but I already reopened it.

I wish me some snow to snowboard on it. (Yes in summer)

[Dr HaxX]

Granted, but you have lose your board.

I wish I could live in Japan

[ultra1437]

granted, you now live 30,000 meters above japan.

i wish i had an intel C2Q processor and a system that could support it.

[Whitey]

Granted, only it is non-functional.

I wish I had a fish.

[Warbz]

granted but it eats u

i wish i had 30GB/s broadband

[Dr HaxX]

Granted, but your computer breaks.

I wish I didn't have to make any more wishes in this spam-tacular thread.

[Warbz]

granted, u are banned from the forums.

i wish i never get banned from the forums, and my pc never breaks and nothing bad happens to anything Estudios related or to my family, (well except my dad, but thats another story), or to my internet povider, or my house.

[Whitey]

All matter but the aforementioned breaks down, and you are left all alone floating around in nothing...

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart...

Sorry had to bust out the kid shows.

Edited by Solo Wing, 31 May 2007 - 00:43.

[Foxhound]

Granted, but the dragons decide you're a tasty snack.

I wish my laptop was fixed.

[Warbz]

granted but you lose the power cord.

i wish i had a pc more powerful than all of nasa's úber pc's combined

[Whitey]

Granted, it uses its big, muscular arms to bench press you.

I wish for my school to change its mascot from some faggoty lookin ram.

[Alie]

granted, but you're school's mascot is now an ameaba.
-50 moral to your teams.

I wish the world was flat, and that the earth's gravity was 20% lighter

[Dr HaxX]

Granted, one side of the earth is a glassed radioative desert from constant solar exposure, and the other half is a frozen lifeless desert made such by a lack of sunlight. This lifeless playing card does not possess enough gravity to hold a satellite in space, and thus the moon floats away. All the water on earth is frozen or evaporated, and the lack of a core causes the atmosphere to dissapate into nothingness. There is no breathable air and no biological lifeforms. Anywhere. Not even bacteria can survive.

I wish chemical additions erroded from everyone's bodies.

Edited by Dr HaxX, 31 May 2007 - 04:00.

[Soul]

Granted, but it kills the planet and we all die, thanks a lot .

I wish me and Major Nuker could hang out in real life.

[TheDR]

You do now, but you are HANGING in the middle ages for stealing bread.

I wish i had a wii as they are cool.

Edited by The Dr, 31 May 2007 - 08:38.

[Overdose]

Granted, but you'll get tired of the controller within weeks and with the lack of decent games you'll eventually force the console into self destruction.

I wish for more samurai drama reruns.

[Futschki]

Granted, But they only rurun to kill you ...

I wish I was a girl

[Soul]

Granted, but you get hit on daily by perverted guys and you go crazy and kill them all and get gunned down by the cops and die.

I wish there was a party and the members of this forum who are on here at least once a week were invited.

Edited by Soul, 31 May 2007 - 15:33.

[Silence]

Granted, but you run out of Cockies and people run away.

I wish I have a big bowl of rice