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[nova]

*puts on anti flame armour and gives e.v.e pizza*
says pleas let me stay
*injects self with nanites*

Edited by nova, 01 November 2007 - 23:23.

[Hobbesy]

*Notices that the manhack can not kill me as I am not an unwanted guest IN EVE's house.*

*Combine soldiers have a war with some rebels in EVE's backyard.*

*Takes out rifle and starts sniping the Combine from a tree a couple hundred yards away.*

Edited by Høbbês 1098, 01 November 2007 - 23:27.

[nova]

gives hobes nanites just in case

[E.V.E.]

*Says: " Thanks Dauth, But I think Cyan looked better on me. " *
*Notices that the People are changing the whole Topic.*

- E.V.E.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Grabs trusty heavy flamer.....just in case*

*Apologizes to E.V.E. for starting a deluge of people flowing toward her house*

*Places finger on trigger*

*Asks E.V.E. if she has any marsh mellows*

*Roasts first nameless unwanted guest*

[nova]

gives nuker pizza and puts on pizza dilivery discuise and takes more nanites just in case

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Refuses pizza on suspicions of the origins of the ingredients*

*Grabs Multi-Melta*

*Fires Melta at nova*

*Looks in E.V.E.'s direction "Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?*

[nova]

woot for nanites says here nuker more pizza i promis its not posion i just want to stay

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Asks nova if she knows what a multi melta is?*

*Explains a multi-melta fires a blast of super-heated air that smashes through the heaviest of armor plating (even nanites)*

*Waits for answer with finger on trigger*

[nova]

explains that nanites are not armour but mircroscopic robots capable of reversing even the most serious damage and explains i just want to stay not couse trouble if i did i would use this pulls out cannon this uses the power of nanites in reverse puts cannon back then uses more nanites

Edited by nova, 02 November 2007 - 00:09.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Obliterates random passer-by*

"Man I love this gun"

*Gives up on nova*

*Waits for E.V.E.'s final decision*

[nova]

shoots the bar acros the street assimalating 1/2 of it and waits as well
makes new wepons and a storage biger on the inside than the out while waiting

Edited by nova, 02 November 2007 - 00:22.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Informs nova she must leave as per order of E.V.E.*

*Is sorry he has to give such revolting news*

"Don't shoot the messenger"

[Waris]

*Hai*

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*looks at nuker handing the message to nova whilst waris walks in, and thinks "wow, one leaves, another comes in..am i NEVER gonna get some peace and quiet around here?!". decides to attack nuker but thinks again, as radiation is harmful to the undead in large amounts.*

*walks up to nuker and asks if they can have an unholy alliance against hobbes and the manhacks*

[Corrino and the Maiden]

*Explains to the Devil that he cannot continue to take harvested souls from PEDOBEAR for this one of the key issues in his marriage*
*Then proceeds to look aimlessly for this suspicious E.V.E's house*

[Dauth]

*Breaks out pair of stilletos*
*Hands them to EVE*
*Grabs Stilleto knives*
*Sips Whiskey*
*Gets ready for a night on the town*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Denies PEDOBEAR's request for an unholy alliance stating that I'd rather be neutral*

*Tells Dauth E.V.E. may not be the heel wearing type*

*Dons Black and white pinstriped Zoot suit complete with wallet chain and hat*

*Motions Dauth and E.V.E. to get into the black 1931 Daimler Double Six Drophead Coupe

*Blasts Benny Goodman's "Sing Sing Sing" from custom radio*

*Leaves for a night on the town in a raucous cloud of tire shreddings*

Edited by Major Nuker, 02 November 2007 - 20:27.

[Rayburn]

*sends a Terminator from the future to hunt you all down*

Edited by Rayburn, 02 November 2007 - 20:04.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Wonders why Rayburn wants all his friends to die at the metallic hand of a Terminator*

*Continues driving with E.V.E. and Dauth and listening to Benny Goodman*

Edited by Major Nuker, 02 November 2007 - 20:07.

[Rayburn]

Prolly because I didn't post here in a while. Nothing personal, gents

[nova]

takes atlantis and leaves and then blows eves house up with a minuture nuke bomb filed with assimation nanites

Edited by nova, 02 November 2007 - 20:20.

[Dauth]

*Shows EVE the toe nuclear missile, for any men who happen to invade her personal space bubble (circa 3 miles)*

*Sharpens knife*

*Aquires scythe*

*Sharpens scythe for coming apocalypse*

*Plays eye spy*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Asks if there's any particular place Dauth or E.V.E. want to stop*

*Makes mention we forgot to pick up Atlantis*

[nova]

shoots nuker with a nanite sniper rifle instan kill