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#101 nova

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:22

*puts on anti flame armour and gives e.v.e pizza*
says pleas let me stay
*injects self with nanites*

Edited by nova, 01 November 2007 - 23:23.


#102 Hobbesy

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:25

*Notices that the manhack can not kill me as I am not an unwanted guest IN EVE's house.*

*Combine soldiers have a war with some rebels in EVE's backyard.*

*Takes out rifle and starts sniping the Combine from a tree a couple hundred yards away.*

Edited by Høbbês 1098, 01 November 2007 - 23:27.


#103 nova

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:26

gives hobes nanites just in case ;)

#104 E.V.E.

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:33

*Says: " Thanks Dauth, But I think Cyan looked better on me. ;) " *
*Notices that the People are changing the whole Topic.*

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#105 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:47

*Grabs trusty heavy flamer.....just in case*

*Apologizes to E.V.E. for starting a deluge of people flowing toward her house*

*Places finger on trigger*

*Asks E.V.E. if she has any marsh mellows*

*Roasts first nameless unwanted guest* ;)
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#106 nova

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:49

gives nuker pizza and puts on pizza dilivery discuise and takes more nanites just in case

#107 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:52

*Refuses pizza on suspicions of the origins of the ingredients*

*Grabs Multi-Melta*

*Fires Melta at nova*

*Looks in E.V.E.'s direction "Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?*
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#108 nova

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 23:56

woot for nanites says here nuker more pizza i promis its not posion i just want to stay ;)

#109 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 00:05

*Asks nova if she knows what a multi melta is?*

*Explains a multi-melta fires a blast of super-heated air that smashes through the heaviest of armor plating (even nanites)*

*Waits for answer with finger on trigger*
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#110 nova

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 00:08

explains that nanites are not armour but mircroscopic robots capable of reversing even the most serious damage and explains i just want to stay not couse trouble ;) if i did i would use this pulls out cannon this uses the power of nanites in reverse puts cannon back :dope: then uses more nanites

Edited by nova, 02 November 2007 - 00:09.


#111 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 00:20

*Obliterates random passer-by*

"Man I love this gun"

*Gives up on nova*

*Waits for E.V.E.'s final decision*
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#112 nova

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 00:21

shoots the bar acros the street assimalating 1/2 of it and waits as well
makes new wepons and a storage biger on the inside than the out while waiting

Edited by nova, 02 November 2007 - 00:22.


#113 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 02:40

*Informs nova she must leave as per order of E.V.E.*

*Is sorry he has to give such revolting news*

"Don't shoot the messenger"
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#114 Waris

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 04:02

*Hai*

#115 CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 04:59

*looks at nuker handing the message to nova whilst waris walks in, and thinks "wow, one leaves, another comes in..am i NEVER gonna get some peace and quiet around here?!". decides to attack nuker but thinks again, as radiation is harmful to the undead in large amounts.*

*walks up to nuker and asks if they can have an unholy alliance against hobbes and the manhacks*

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"Tanks amass in our base for the final assault"

*Sat Scan reveals 1 Gatling tank*

"Will your defences hold this time?"

#116 Corrino and the Maiden

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 09:04

*Explains to the Devil that he cannot continue to take harvested souls from PEDOBEAR for this one of the key issues in his marriage*
*Then proceeds to look aimlessly for this suspicious E.V.E's house*
Apple Pie without cheese, is like a kiss without a squeeze.

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#117 Dauth

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 09:24

*Breaks out pair of stilletos*
*Hands them to EVE*
*Grabs Stilleto knives*
*Sips Whiskey*
*Gets ready for a night on the town*

#118 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 19:47

*Denies PEDOBEAR's request for an unholy alliance stating that I'd rather be neutral*

*Tells Dauth E.V.E. may not be the heel wearing type*

*Dons Black and white pinstriped Zoot suit complete with wallet chain and hat*

*Motions Dauth and E.V.E. to get into the black 1931 Daimler Double Six Drophead Coupe

*Blasts Benny Goodman's "Sing Sing Sing" from custom radio*

*Leaves for a night on the town in a raucous cloud of tire shreddings*

Edited by Major Nuker, 02 November 2007 - 20:27.

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#119 Rayburn

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:04

*sends a Terminator from the future to hunt you all down*

Edited by Rayburn, 02 November 2007 - 20:04.


#120 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:06

*Wonders why Rayburn wants all his friends to die at the metallic hand of a Terminator*

*Continues driving with E.V.E. and Dauth and listening to Benny Goodman*

Edited by Major Nuker, 02 November 2007 - 20:07.

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#121 Rayburn

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:08

Prolly because I didn't post here in a while. Nothing personal, gents :P

#122 nova

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:19

takes atlantis and leaves and then blows eves house up with a minuture nuke bomb filed with assimation nanites :P

Edited by nova, 02 November 2007 - 20:20.


#123 Dauth

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:36

*Shows EVE the toe nuclear missile, for any men who happen to invade her personal space bubble (circa 3 miles)*

*Sharpens knife*

*Aquires scythe*

*Sharpens scythe for coming apocalypse*

*Plays eye spy*

#124 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:43

*Asks if there's any particular place Dauth or E.V.E. want to stop*

*Makes mention we forgot to pick up Atlantis*
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#125 nova

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 20:49

shoots nuker with a nanite sniper rifle instan kill



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