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[E.V.E.]

Ho ho ho!
Here you's all got a nice new big Azz Airbus.

Now excuse me, I need to go to the NorthPOLE.

*Activates Sled's Turbo Boost and vanishes*

- E.V.E.

[Admiral FCS]

Can I be pilot D:

[Zero]

No, I nominate Kallen.... or instead of that crazy bitch, how about Ghostrider?

[Dr. Strangelove]

*evades missile*

LOL! you guys are stuck on a island without a pilot!

*uses supersonic engines and flies away*

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 11 December 2008 - 00:17.

[BeefJeRKy]

ZA WARUDO

[Jordan]

*uses a randomness generator to make the sky start raining overlords, without parachutes*
*goes into a fortified bunker*

[Zero]

Dr. Strangelove, on 11 Dec 2008, 1:13, said:

*evades missile*

At that moment missile separates into ten smaller ones, and use that force to turn towards you and shoot you down.

About what happened:

Dr. Strangelove, on 11 Dec 2008, 1:13, said:

LOL! you guys are stuck on a island without a pilot!

*uses supersonic engines and flies away*

We still have Cpt. Ghostrider and Co-pilot Papaya!

[Foxhound]

I can fly! I learned from video games!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Foxhound, on 11 Dec 2008, 2:21, said:

I can fly! I learned from video games!

How many people here apart form me have any real flight/flight sim experience?

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 11 December 2008 - 04:09.

[Admiral FCS]

Papaya is NOT Co-Pilot D: Rich is D:

[JJ]

Papaya? Co-pilot?

AAHHHH WE'RE GONNA DIE D:

[Rai]

I've been co-pilot for the last 4 DAYS people, since Rich went missing. AND THERE WERE NO DEATHS WELL EXCEPT THE HIJACKERS. Ohhh...and I have 5000 hours flight experience a technician and also your pilot for today.

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 11 December 2008 - 10:29.

[Destiny]

I haev acrophobia OHSHI- PLEASE GET TO KKENYA, NOW! I can't...I'-

[Rai]

Control tower this is Fallout Flight 1337 request an emergency landing, where is the nearest airport in my location?
Control tower: Kenya National Airport.
Me: Ok, Roger that.
Folks! This is your captain speaking we are now landing to Kenya please get ready. And now we have reached Kenya.

[BeefJeRKy]

MS Flight Simulator X (except it onws abt 15gb of your drive )

[Admiral FCS]

WE ARE ON A FRIGGIN ISLAND WITH NO RUNWAY TO TAKEOFF

[BeefJeRKy]

DO A BARREL ROLL THEN

[Dr. Strangelove]

Scope, on 11 Dec 2008, 17:02, said:

MS Flight Simulator X (except it onws abt 15gb of your drive )

I LOVE flight sim. I've had a little real life experience too.

[Zero]

FCS The General, on 12 Dec 2008, 0:08, said:

WE ARE ON A FRIGGIN ISLAND WITH NO RUNWAY TO TAKEOFF

Airbus turns into a jet-powered one of these:

To KENYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pandut]

Foxhound said:

I can fly! I learned from video games!

Oh yeah! I can RESPAWN!

*Kills self*

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*Doesn't respawn*

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Shit................

[JJ]

Zero, on 12 Dec 2008, 10:05, said:

FCS The General, on 12 Dec 2008, 0:08, said:

WE ARE ON A FRIGGIN ISLAND WITH NO RUNWAY TO TAKEOFF

Airbus turns into a jet-powered one of these:

To KENYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NOES! SOME CREATURE WHICH WAS CRAWLING AROUND THE TALL GRASS POPPED UP AND DESTROYED THE PLANE. D:

[Rai]

Good thing that was a decoy plane, right Zero? Now set forth to Kenya, wait according to my weather radar there is a cyclone in our direction. Everybody get the peanuts, this will be a bumpy ride!

[Destiny]

...what? *Hides in black box*

[Rai]

Destiny, you know that when we crash the investigator's only hope are the two Black Boxes for their investigation, so which box are you hiding at the voice recording one or the other one?
Folks! This is your captain speaking we are experiencing too much turbulance I'm going to turn left and right hard.
*25 minutes later*
OH SHI- THE TAIL OF THE PLANE BROKE! IT SNAPPED OFF! ALL PASSENGERS PLEASE PREPARE YOUR LIFE JACKETS WERE GOING TO LAND ON THE SEA!

[Destiny]

I HIDE IN THE VOICE RECORDER AND START to not SCREAM into it! Santa E.V.E, we request YET another new plane. Papaya is a naughty boy D: He broke the plane and we can't go to Kenya now~!